31 DECEMBER 2005

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What Cameron must do now

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T he arrival of a prominent new figure in national life is always greeted with a period of experiment among the nation’s political cartoonists. It is not yet clear quite how...

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PORTRAIT OF 2006 JANUARY In Iraq Sunni insurgents targeted the

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politically dominant Shiites; Iranians were accused of supporting Shiite militants. Austria, taking up the EU presidency, accused Britain of being the ‘Sick Man of Europe’....

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T he other day in Whiteley’s shopping centre in Queensway —

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somewhere I usually try to avoid — I suddenly found myself engulfed by a gang of over-exuberant and oddly menacing adolescents. ‘Hey, you!’ their leader, a wellfed girl of...

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Bring our troops home in 2006

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Correlli Barnett says that David Cameron should develop an independent foreign policy for Britain and call for the withdrawal of our forces from Iraq by the end of next year I n...

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Star-spangled bumpkins

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Americans believe their economy is invincible, says Bill Bonner , but an excess of debt means disaster lies ahead A mericans in January 2006 are a fat and happy race. At home,...

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No bubble, no slump

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Simon Nixon says property prices will continue to hold steady because we’re not building enough new homes Y ou’ve got to hand it to David Cameron. He’s just taken on this...

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Why the Pope does not back the Bush doctrine

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John L. Allen reveals that Benedict XVI is far from being the reactionary his enemies — and many of his friends — like to believe V irtually everyone knows Stalin’s...

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Mind your language

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I shall look upon two vegetables in 2006 very differently from the easy regard in which I held them in 2005. The first is the aubergine. I had assumed that it owed its name to...

Emotional incontinence

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Lucy Beresford examines the national psyche of 2005, and hopes for a more balanced and self-confident New Year T his year will be remembered as the one in which the...

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Golden Buddha reawakened

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A year after the tsunami, Michael Millard describes the revival of a devastated island community in the Andaman Sea K huraburi is a small town on Thailand’s Andaman coast, 140...

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Should I have urged my rich friend to try to pay a ransom for poor Margaret Hassan?

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D o you not find that when a wrong has been done, time may elapse before the wrongfulness pricks through into our consciences? I mean not only wrongs we do ourselves, or which...

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Old year, new year: a selection of wit, gossip and trenchant opinion from The Spectator’s archives

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175 Years Ago 1 JANUARY 1831 REVOLUTION! In Westminster, clamour for reform; in France, a king overthrown; in Belgium and Poland, uprising. The Spectator cheered them all on....

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150 Years Ago 5 JANUARY 1856

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THE YEAR’S BALANCE-SHEET Three months after victory at Sevastopol, The Spectator assesses the impact of war on trade and national morale. According to the test usually...

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100 Years Ago 6 JANUARY 1906

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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR THE COMING ELECTION SIR, — I am a diligent reader of The Spectator and an ardent Free-trader. I am not only conscientiously opposed to Mr...

50 Years Ago 6 JANUARY 1956

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UNDER YOUR HAT Strix (Peter Fleming) At a party the other evening I listened while a man who holds a position of trust at the centre of affairs gave an entertaining account of...

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50 Years Ago 30 DECEMBER 1955

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A Threat to our Culture KINGSLEY AMIS Few people except those concerned in the comicbook trade can have been very sorry when the Children and Young Persons (Harmful...

25 Years Ago 3 JANUARY 1981

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Shambles RICHARD INGRAMS Any post-Christmas depression was unlikely to be lifted by the sight of the grinning figures of Jay, Frostie, Parky and Anna Ford celebrating their...

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Ancient & modern

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The British are about to replace the Americans in Afghanistan. Let us hope they take a good life of Alexander with them — Arrian or Quintus Curtius Rufus will do — because...

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A nation mourns the passing of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown

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31 December 2055 T he deaths of the Earl of Sedgefield, aged 102, and Mr Gordon Brown, 104, brings to a sad conclusion the most remarkable and prolonged feud in British...

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Signs and portents of the times

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Philip Hensher O nly a fool would try to explain fashions and tendencies in novel-writing. Everything can change so quickly, and it only takes one really good novel to rescue a...

Mi Diverto

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And if the world is mad And tied up to success With hope of trading good for bad Dispersed as ‘more means less’ And generations strive To push their children on So one blood...

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Playing sex for laughs

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Richard Shone M AE W EST : I T A IN ’ T N O S IN by Simon Louvish Faber, £20, pp. 356, ISBN 0571219489 ✆ £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 H ollywood biographies are...

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A Yank at the court of King Louis

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Hugh Brogan D R F RANKLIN G OES TO F RANCE by Stacy Schiff Bloomsbury, £20, pp. 477, ISBN 0747569231 ✆ £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I n 1967 Claude-Anne Lopez...

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Onward and downward

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Anthony Daniels T HE G REAT B EFORE : A S ATIRE by Ross Clark www.greatbefore.com, £6 (in UK), £7 (in EU), £7.50 (rest of the world) pp. 217, ISBN 0955149908 M an is a...

Friction that makes sparks fly

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D. J. Taylor M OTHER ’ S M ILK by Edward St Aubyn Picador, £12.99, pp. 279, ISBN 0330435892 ✆ £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T hough the relentlessness of its...

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Between the two Georges

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Hugh Massingberd T HE R EGENCY C OUNTRY H OUSE by John Martin Robinson Aurum, £40, pp. 192, ISBN 1845130537 ✆ £32 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 U ntil reading this...

The nursery slopes of Parnassus

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Grey Gowrie T HE O DE L ESS TRAVELLED by Stephen Fry Hutchinson, £10.95, pp. 357, ISBN 009179661X ✆ £8.79 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 S ome years ago, answering...

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French prize novels

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Anita Brookner A lthough it was set up as a contest between a flagrant outsider and a more traditional intimist there was little doubt that Michel Houellebecq would lose out in...

Portrait of a Lady

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We caught the Number Five from Marco Polo to Piazzale Roma for the waterbus. Bellini, Tintoretto, Tiepolo slumbered nearby. The cold affected us, a raw low-season haar rising...

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A look ahead

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Andrew Lambirth believes 2006 will be a great year for exhibitions E ven though museums have got themselves into the very strange position of no longer simply purveying...

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A First for skill

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Robin Holloway M emory Lane circa 1900, revisited by moonlight without cars, let alone speed cameras: not since Thorsten Rasch’s hommage to late-romantic/early-modern idioms...

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Hollywood duds

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Mark Steyn I see Nigeria now has the third biggest film industry in the world, after Hollywood and Bollywood. In the showbiz capital of West Africa, you can make a feature for...

Near perfection

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Michael Tanner Il barbiere di Siviglia Covent Garden T he Royal Opera’s new production of Rossini’s supreme Il Barbiere di Siviglia affords one of the few evenings of...

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Spoilt for choice

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Simon Hoggart Y ou may remember when families watched television together. The Forsyte Saga was on, you drew the curtains if it was light outside, and you all sat on the sofa...

Mercy killing

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Michael Vestey T he good end-of-year news was that Home Truths on Radio Four (Saturdays) is to be taken off the air in the spring. Unfortunately, it seems likely to be replaced...

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Hard men

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Robin Oakley T here was only one word to describe jockey Richard Johnson on Double Honour after the Tim Molony Handicap Chase at Haydock: knackered. Richard is a supremely fit...

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Nothing but trouble

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Taki F or the end-of-the-year issue, the joke to end all jokes: a few weeks ago I wrote about my acquaintance from White’s Bar, Osama (Harry) bin Laden, and how he had been...

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Change afoot

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Jeremy Clarke I ’ve got a big change coming in the New Year. In January 2006 I will cease being a motorist and become a pedestrian. Two reasons. One, I wish to save the...

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Germany calling

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FRANK KEATING N o mistaking the centre of sport’s universe in 2006. Found the flags of St George in the loft? Ordered the white van on which to display them? Ingerland!...

Q. Having been well entertained by the ‘pyjama gaping’ problems

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and solutions, may I briefly insert my neat response? Gentlemen should obtain comfortably large pairs of Directoire ladies’ knickers in acetate fabric. Discreet shops do have...

Q. Your correspondent who was refused entry to the Carlton

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Club because she was wearing jeans might be interested to know that my club in Pall Mall made the great mistake of allowing in women who were wearing trousers, with the result...

smoking and drinking which I have listened to innocently enough,

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but of late he has asked me if I wish to indulge in such activities. I consented to drinking as a common courtesy, but now the matter of smoking has arisen. I have never smoked...