5 AUGUST 1989

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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK

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The loner R epercussions from last week's Cabinet reshuffle continued to rumble. In particular, the feeling among Tory back- benchers that Sir Geoffrey Howe had been shabbily...

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POLITICS

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Is it a bird? Is it a sheep? No — it's Superhowe NOEL MALCOLM I 'm no yes-man', said the young Geof- frey Howe in his 1959 election address. `The most important quality in...

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DIARY SIMON COURTAULD

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N icholas Ridley had too much going against him to be left in charge of the environment. Apart from the Water Act and the poll tax which, however miscon- ceived they may have...

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ANOTHER VOICE

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Lessons to be learned from Desmond Wilcox's Personal Experience AUBERON WAUGH I t is a wonderful thing when one of us columnists has a Personal Experience which we can inject...

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A SHORTAGE OF GOOD MEN

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Japan's Liberal Democratic Party has none, turned against it as well Tokyo HISTORY, if it has any sense of humour, will spare a sympathetic footnote for Sosuke Uno, 70th and,...

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BREAKFAST WITH THE KGB

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Nicholas Garland visits Lithuania and wonders whom to believe ONE morning in May this year I was having, or rather waiting for, breakfast with Jonathan Miller at the Hotel...

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A CANDLE IN THE DARK

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Roger Scruton, recently in Lebanon, sees some hope for its future. THE taking of hostages is a cases Belli. When a state fails to make a belligerent response, it suffers a...

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THE SUITS

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Michael Heath

`MORALITY' AND THE POT OF GOLD

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The British have never known how to handle South African cricket, argues Mihir Bose SOUTH African cricket has always posed problems for England. In the summer of 1929 Duleep,...

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THE DOCKS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

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Today, the dockers their famous victory 100 years ago THE British Labour movement is not usually shy to mark its anniversaries. Just now it should be getting ready to celebrate...

A calendar for 1989 by Posy Simmonds

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Pity CLIVE TROuiL,k, (37), August's MAN OF THE MONTH —.who has promised that he will re-lay and replace the cork thes in the utility room , (loosened by Et.Washing machine...

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Geoffrey Blows His Top.:

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NUMBER TEN: TIME FOR SILENCE

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The media: Paul Johnson thinks Mrs Thatcher should leave PR to Mr Baker NOTHING is more harmful to the public than a government which is good at prop- aganda but at nothing...

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FROM THE BAR.. .

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A profile of Lord Alexander, the next chairman of NatWest LORD Alexander of Weedon, the chairman-designate of NatWest, who will now start work rather sooner than he expected,...

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Correction

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We should have mentioned that Ambrose Evans-Pritchard, when reporting from Argentina last week, was on an assignment from the American Spectator.

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. . . ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

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Lord Alexander has the experience to do his new job THE chairman-designate of our biggest and most embarrassed bank has been paraded in its hour of need, and stepped off...

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Naff origins

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Sir: Peregrine Worsthorne (Diary, 22 July) would like to know where the word `naff originated. The entry in Jonathon Green's The Dictionary of Contemporary Slang (Pan Books,...

Sir: Plainly naff ought to derive from Naafi because it

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so well describes the enthu- siasms dear to servicemen: dancing to 1960s music, personalised goods, tinkering with cars, sport, visiting pubs in groups, curry, Bailey's Irish...

Blond is beautiful

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Sir: Your diarist Mr Worsthorne refers to Anthony Blond as 'a much better writer than publisher' (22 July). He must have a high opinion of Mr Blond's jottings. For the record, I...

Rude restaurateurs

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Sir: Nico's title as rudest restaurateur (17 June) cannot go undisputed. Four guests and I arrived most punctually at Harvey's on 13 July 9.30 p.m. We were seated and wined with...

Memory lane

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Sir: I have been commissioned to write my autobiography — I can scarcely say 'my memoirs' since I remember practically nothing — and would be most grateful to hear from anyone...

The red 'un

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Sir: Christian Hesketh (`Yes, but why a red flag?' 22 July) may be interested to know that in 1906 was published issue No. 1 of True Red: The Wirral Conservative Maga- zine...

LETTERS De mortuis. .

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Sir: Some weeks ago an uncle died. After 15 years as an academic, 20 years as a parish priest, and 25 years in retirement, his death was hardly front-page news. But three days...

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THE COLONEL AND THE CANDIDATE

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JOCK BRUCE-GARDYNE Towards the age of twenty-six They shoved him into politics. Belloc, 'Lord Lundy' Yet I suppose I was always mildly fascinated by the political game. But...

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BOOKS

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Prodigiously learned guide Conn Welch DANUBE: A SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY FROM THE SOURCE TO THE BLACK SEA by Claudio Magris Collins Harvill, £15, pp.416 T his magnificent book...

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Miracles urgently required

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Anthony Parsons PALESTINE AND ISRAEL: THE UPRISING AND BEYOND by David McDowall L B. Tauris, £14.95, pp.322 I n his preface David McDowall declares that he is more...

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The sage of the realm

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A. L. Rowse ROBERT CECIL, 1ST EARL OF SALISBURY by Alan Haynes Peter Owen, £19.95, pp.208 T here are several things for which we have reason to remember Robert Cecil. He was...

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Could Be

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I shall have Beauty underground. Poppaea is in the tumbrel with me. So are blithe Helen and white lope And Lianne de Pougy. And I shall have conversation. Byron will ask for...

Method in his madness

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William Scammell W. B. YEATS by A. Norman Jeffares Hutchinson, £16.95, pp.3 74 L ast year saw a flurry of new books on Eliot, to mark the centenary of his birth. This year it...

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Critically flawed biography

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Beryl Gray GEORGE ELIOT: WOMAN OF CONTRADICTIONS by Ina Taylor Weidenfeld, £14.95, pp.255 A s everyone knows, 'George Eliot' is a nom de plume, invented by Marian Evans (or Mrs...

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No obvious talent

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Robert Blake THE FOUNDER: CECIL RHODES AND THE PURSUIT OF POWER by Robert I. Rotberg with Miles F. Shore OUP, £25, pp. 800 yen today, nearly 90 years after his death, Cecil...

French moving picture

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Emily Read THE GIRL AT THE LION D'OR by Sebastian Faulks Hutchinson, £11.95, pp.254 A young girl arrives one wet evening, carrying all her belongings in two suitcases, at the...

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ARTS

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Exhibitions 1 Impregnable library Alistair Hicks Anselm Kiefer (Anthony d'Offay and Riverside, till 19 August) T he secret of being a bore is to tell everything.' Dr Zweite,...

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Paul Taylor Company (Sadlers Wells)

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Interior nonchalance Deirdre McMahon P aul Taylor is one of the seminal figures in modern dance this century. He was a member of Martha Graham's company in the Fifties and...

The Proms

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Big symphonies, small repertoire Peter Phillips A s a matter of fact I have, without fail every year, mentioned in this column that the Proms should concentrate more on...

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New York theatre

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Twelfth Night (Delacoric Theatre) Shakespeare under the stars Douglas Colby I t is only fitting that Twelfth Night, Shakespeare's labyrinthine tale of self dis- covery,...

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Cinema

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Another Woman ('PG', Renoir) The melancholy of cardigans Hilary Mantel S ome of us will go to Woody Allen films. No matter that we sat through woebegone September, hearts...

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Exhibitions 2

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The Thatcher Years: An Artistic Retrospective (Flowers East, till 20 August) 100 Years of Russian Art 1889-1989 from Private Collections in the USSR (Museum of Modern Art,...

Television

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Flop, flop, flop Peter Levi A just estimate of this week's televi - sion would scar with fire the paper it was written on. Of course, this is partly bad luck: the normal...

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High life

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Healthy living Tak i Gstaad o ror some strange reason, the cows grazing above this beautiful Alpine village remind me of a certain Greek half-orphan playing the outfield in...

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Low Life

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Extra covers Jeffrey Bernard L ast Saturday, during the cricket match between The Spectator and the Coach and Horses at the Oval, Jack Hobbs was turning in his grave. I could...

Home life

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No laik Alice Thomas Ellis I know this, so I don't understand myself. When you emerge from an airport into the turmoil of a foreign city you go for a cab where the driver's...

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Use your Lammas loaf 6 , 4 I AM so unnerved by the announcement that a bird-eating Tarantula has given birth to 700 babies in London Zoo that my mind has glazed over and I can...

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CHESS

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Home grown Raymond Keene F ide, the World Chess Federation, re- quires three Grandmaster performances from a player before it can award the title. The traditional problem has...

COMPETITION

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Odious comparisons Jaspistos I n Competition No. 1585 you were in- vited to supply a piece of prose beginning `Byzantium was the Milton Keynes of the Roman world' or with a...

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920: Sorrowful

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A first prize of £20 and 'Lm further prizes of £10 (or, for UK solvers, a copy of Chambers English Dictionary -- ring the word `DictionarY') for the first three correct...

No. 1588: Whenas...

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You all know Herrick's six-liner beginning Whenas in silks my Julia goes . . .' Fol- lowing Herrick's metre and rhyme-scheme, but allowing yourself nine lines and the...

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