5 JULY 1986

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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK

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M r Louis la Grange, the South Afri- can minister for law and order, announced there would be no remission of the state of emergency; the country's most prominent black...

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ROCK BOTTOMLEY

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WHATEVER is eventually decided in the case in Birmingham last week in which a man was convicted of drunken driving despite the fact that his breath test showed him under the...

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THE CHURCH WILL SPLIT n the next few days, the General Synod I of the Church of England will decide whether to proceed with legislation to ordain women. As the moment of...

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POLITICS

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Mr Denis Healey goes on a sanctionmonious safari FERDINAND MOUNT The nuisance of the tropics is The sheer necessity of fizz. H ow abiding are the truths set out by Hillaire...

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DIARY

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DEBORAH DEVONSHIRE T hey say the House of Commons is the best club in London. I think the Women's Institute is the best club in the country. For nearly 70 years the monthly...

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`WE SHOULD WORK LIKE STRONTIUM'

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Timothy Garton Ash, recently in Eastern Europe, explores the prospects for change there, after the Chernobyl disaster and 500 days of Mr Gorbachev MR GORBACHEV, memorably de-...

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HOW REAGAN HELPS THE CONTRAS

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Christopher Hitchens on the President's amazing ability, evident last week, to win over Congress Washington HOW does he do it? It must be one of the great questions of the...

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TOWARDS A BANANA REPUBLIC

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South Africa has muzzled her previously free press. Stephen Robinson sees no prospect of freedom returning Cape Town A FAVOURITE topic of conversation at parties here these...

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BLACK MARX

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Edward Theberton on the pathetic state of Mozambique Maputo IF THE people of Mozambique could eat slogans, they would be fat. Unfortunately, they require food, and so they are...

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TROUBLE IN CAMELOT

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Rajiv Gandhi's team of clean men are not so clean. By Dhiren Bhagat Too high this Mount of Camelot for me. These high-set courtesies are not for me. Shall I not rather prove...

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GOD VERSUS W. B. YEATS

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FitzGerald misunderstood his own people, by trying to legalise divorce Dublin GARRET FitzGerald has inexplicably failed to resign after the defeat of his government's proposal,...

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ACK, NAK, SYN DEL AND XOFF

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Andrew Brown tests literate computers for the price of 4,500 biros MOST writers, and most journalists, loathe technology and use it very stupidly. One can now easily buy...

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HOME LIFE WITH RATS

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Roy Kerridge on the domestic pleasures of rodent friendship A TRINIDADIAN friend has recently lent me a book written by one of her country- men, V.S. Naipaul. Called Finding...

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KNOTTY NEOLOGISMS

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for assistance in some little verbal difficulties `THE great art of writing a column,' Kingsley Martin used to say to me, 'is getting the readers to do most of the work.' Good...

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FORSYTE

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Time to buy, when a company starts to advertise itself JOHN HOWARTH B ack in the days when I worked for a living, I was at that by now legendary election meeting where our...

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Non-white expectations

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Sir: As chairman of two British public companies with interests in South Africa, I read Andrew Gimson's article of 21 June (`Uncle Tom's Schooldays') with interest. I wonder why...

Roger Cooper

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Sir: Since November 1985, Roger Cooper, a frequent contributor to your pages, has been held in jail by the Iranian authorities. No charges have been brought, his exact...

Goddess Alice

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Sir: I occasionally tape 'Home life' for a partially-sighted friend who, like me, en- joys the column very much. But we both find it hard to get our tongues round the name of...

Another ball

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Sir: Jameson's gaffe on the googly (Let- ters, 14 June) reminded me of my early days in England when, as a Chinese who could scarcely speak English let alone play cricket, I was...

Swaggart-watcher

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Sir: I have just read Chistopher Hitchens's article 'Voting for the millennium' in the 7 June issue. Reference is made to several North American evangelists, one in par-...

LETTERS The state of idleness

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Sir: Though I admire Ferdinand Mount's writings on political matters in general, I am not infrequently perplexed by his eco- nomic views. His latest offering on unem- ployment...

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BOOKS

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Florrie's funky folk Colin Welch AT THE CHELSEA: A PERSONAL MEMOIR OF NEW YORK'S MOST FAMOUS HOTEL by Florence Turner Hamish Hamilton, £12.95 I n my youth I was never quite...

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Not playing the games

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Vane Ivanovi6 HITLER'S GAMES: THE 1936 OLYMPICS by Duff Hart-Davis Century, f12.95 T he German Olympic committee was commissioned to stage the Olympic Games in Berlin before...

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A gift for happiness

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Peter Quennell THE CHILDREN OF THE SOULS: A TRAGEDY OF THE FIRST WORLD WAR by Jeanne MacKenzie Chatto & Windus, £14.95 T he first 14 years of the present century are not an...

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If only they had listened

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Philip Warner MONTY: THE FIELD-MARSHAL 1944-1975 by Nigel Hamilton Hamish Hamilton, £15 W hatever his "mental disturb- ances", his cocksure ego, his irksome van- ity, his...

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An inclusive view of Ireland

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Joseph O'Neill THE NEW OXFORD BOOK OF IRISH VERSE edited, with translations, by Thomas Kinsella OUP, f12.50 THE FABER BOOK OF CONTEMPORARY IRISH POETRY edited by Paul...

`The Shooting Party', Andre Deutsch, re- viewed by Isabel Colegate

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last week, is available in paperback for f4.95 as well as for £8.95.

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Trying to bring the bomb to life

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Stephen Pickles STALLION GATE by Martin Cruz Smith Collins Harvill, £10.95 S tallion Gate is an unusual book, part thriller, part picaresque, part fiction. Where Gorky Park's...

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Two cultures and divided loyalties

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Andrew Lownie THE RED AND THE BLUE by Andrew Sinclair Weidenfeld & Nicolson, £12.95 C ambridge in the Thirties has become synonymous with treachery in high places. Hardly a...

Child-beaten

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On wet days when washing lay in milky Piles through the house, my mother moved like clouds Above me, heaving to a storm — to hit me With raw-red hand and arm, as one near...

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India by the kilo

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Alan Ross There are exceptions to this kind of book, notably by the outstanding Indian photographer, Raghubir Singh, whose books on Calcutta and Rajasthan contain indelible...

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ARTS

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Dance Ballet Rambert (Sadler's Wells) Celebrating 60 years Julie Kavanagh T his whole sell-out season with its ticket queues spilling onto Rosebery Ave- nue, has been one...

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Music

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Team spirit Peter Phillips A s it turned out I was only able to attend one of the concerts in the Andre Previn Music Festival at the South Bank this year — the one given by...

Theatre

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The Relapse (Chichester Festival Theatre) Casual depravity Christopher Edwards S ir John Vanbrugh's play The Relapse (1696) is often described as the last of the true...

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Antiques dealers

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A fair deal Geraldine Norman I t would look better, of course, in an old palazzo in the centre of town,' a Milanese antique dealer commented with becoming honesty as he...

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Wimbledon

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Backhand compliments Ferdinand Mount T he strain on a linesman used to be purely mental — the glare from the aggrieved player, the wounding reference in the public prints to...

One hundred years ago

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The relations between Russia and Bulgaria are said to be becoming more `strained' than ever. The semi-official Russian Press declares that Prince Alex- ander 'presumes to...

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Television

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Technical hitch Alexander Chancellor I would like by way of this column to proffer apologies to Mr Bill Andrewes, the Managing Director of Granada TV Rental, and to Mr R....

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High life

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Court order Taki T here is a horrible American proverb that says nice guys finish last, and I was hoping that this year's Wimbledon might disprove it, but now I'm not so sure....

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Home life

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Wheels within wheels Alice Thomas Ellis I have been thinking about wheels, and the pitfalls — or possibly potholes — they offer for those who would aspire to style. Cars, for...

Low life

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Taking a break Jeffrey Bernard T he media — what a loathsome word — has spent one hell of a lot of time and space on Richard Branson this past week enthusing about his...

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Costa's Grill I AM not a great lover of Greek food. True, I have never been to Greece, but I am told it is even worse there. Strange to think that the Mediterranean countries...

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What goes with what

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THE marrying of wine and food is such an inexhaustibly fascinating game that it seems a pity that it should be reduced in so many people's minds to a rigid and limited set of...

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CHESS

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Life-saver Raymond Keene K asparov and Karpov have just announced that they will be donating all of their colossal prize from the world cham- pionship to the Chernobyl Relief...

COMPETITION

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Viva FIFA! Charles Seaton I n Competition No. 1427 you were asked for a bracing song which could be sung on World Cup occasions by players and foot- ball officials in unison....

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CROSSWORD

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A first prize of £20 and two further prizes of £10 (or a copy of Chambers Dictionary, value £12.95 — ring the words 'Chambers Dictionary' above) will be awarded for the first...

Solution to 762: Honours list The unclued lights are kinds

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of PALMS. Winners: Mrs Betty Turner, Ruis- lip, Middx (£20); Mrs Alfred Baker, Cobham, Kent; Bill Anderson, London W6. Dictionary prizes are sent out by the 'Post-a-Book'...

No. 1430: Telecrostic

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A telegram, please, from a well-known person (alive or dead) to a contemporary, together with the reply, the initial letters of the words in each telegram to spell out the name...