11 MARCH 2000, page 55

Country Life

Goodbye to all that Leanda de Lisle I used to enjoy seeing our pig-man scratch behind a sow's ear until she fell over in ecstasy. I loved holding a struggling piglet in my arms......

No Life

Ringing up trouble Toby Young I 've just come back from a week's skiing in Verbier with my girlfriend Caroline where, unfortunately, our relationship took a turn for the worse.......