Sunday
Am sleeping on the bunk bed at Dave and Sam’s. The atmosphere is v tense. We don’t know when they will come for us, but we know they will come and when they do we have to be......
Monday Jed Chased Me Out Of Kitchen This Morning For
frightening the children. Godammit one of them dropped a piece of rainforest into the Brabantia! OK, so it was in the form of a lollipop stick but that’s not what the headline’s......
Tuesday
Hours to go until announcement, and we still can’t decide whether to create a new post of Shadow Minister for Love. Personally, I’m with Dave on this. If love really is the......
Wednesday Mr Swayne Has Discovered A Horrifying Plot To...
the Speaker! He walked in on the plotters in a basement room with just minutes to spare before PMQs. Luckily, quick-thinking Dezzy managed to avert disaster by locking the door......
Thursday V Exciting. Am Off On Regional Tour To Persuade
people in the north that we care about the NHS. (And what better way to show we care than to go all that way!) It’ll be a bit of a squeeze in the back of the Lexus. Hope Mr......
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