12 FEBRUARY 2000, page 63

Spectator Sport

Welcome error of his ways Simon Barnes IT is strange the way that a person will leave your life in disgrace and then, when he turns up again, you find that you are oddly pleased......

Your Problems Solved .

Dear Mary.. . Q. The other day I chanced upon a mal- odorous object on the floor of the office. Close examination left no doubt that this was a dog turd. Such specimens have......