12 JULY 1997, page 48

High Life

Where's my peerage? Taki U nlike the cowardly Salman Rushdie, I am not about to demand protection from the Home Secretary. In fact, I have just saved the British tax-payer......

Low Life

Bored by the box Jeffrey Bernard T hank God, the tennis at Wimbledon is over and the place can get back to normali- ty and running what I consider to be the best greyhound......