14 NOVEMBER 1998, page 75

No. 2062: Not So Dumb Friends

People have been known to erect tombstones for dead pets, complete with memorial ver- ses. You are invited to reverse the situation and to supply a poem, sweet or sour, written......

Competition

Damn dozen Jaspistos IN COMPETITION No. 2059 you were g iven 12 expletive words or phrases and invited to incorporate them, in any order and usin g them non-expletively, in an......

Crossword

1388: Mad Hatter ' s threat by Ascot A first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's Six Grapes Port for the first correct solution opened on 30 November, with two run- ners-up......

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