15 MARCH 1997, page 63

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'HIGH on the list of professional embar- rassments I have suffered is the time I was forced by a malfunctioning laptop to dictate copy to a deaf-mute copy-taker down a telephone......

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Q• I am a 37-year-old schoolmaster at an all-girls school. Last week Alix, the 21-year- old daughter of friends, asked if I would help out by putting her onto a train at......