16 MARCH 1991, page 48

High Life

Sinking ship Taki oor Christina Onassis, the boat that is. Aristotle Socrates Onassis left her to an ungrateful nation, and the first thing the Greeks did was to change her name......

New Life

Lift stick Zenga Longmore 'Ooh, there's someone in there and he doesn't seem to like it,' remarked an elder- ly woman, whom I vaguely recognised as a neighbour. 'Well, if he......

Low Life

No more laughter Jeffrey Bernard T he saga of Renate, the woman from Vienna who chose me as the subject for her PhD thesis, is over. So is the joke. She is dead. I received a......