17 APRIL 2004, page 63

A Majestic Serenity

FRANK KEATING "E' or such a sublimely beauteous batsman he has a vulgarian's gluttony for runs. Brian Lards monolithic 400 not out mercilessly upstaged England's victory parade......

Q. I Recently Went Business-class, For The First Time In

my life, to New Zealand and back. On the second lap of the long return journey, from LA to London, I returned to my correct seat, one of two near a window, to find a couple in......

Q. I Have Found The Perfect Remedy For Driving Off

charity muggers when they waylay me. I just firmly say, 'Not in the street, thank you,' and walk on. They fall back astonished, while I can continue with a priggish satisfaction......

Q. Can You Just Remind Me How To Do A Diy Temporary...

A.W., London NW10 A. Thanks to my American correspondent, B. T, lam currently sampling ready-made neck-lift devices. Until I can recommend a brand, why not use a large-eyed......