17 MARCH 2001, page 63

Bad Vibes

Simon Barnes HOW hard it is to be a slave to sport. If I were a true fan of English cricket, I would be writing all sorts of horrible things about Sri Lanka. The current series......

0. A Friend Of Mine Is Stepmother To A Girl

who will soon be married. The wedding will take place from my friend's home, but her stepdaughter is insisting that the invitations should come from (let us call them) Mr John......

Q. Re Your Response To M.h. Of Lerida, Spain (10

February), regarding 'rodeoformation' in loo usage, just how does one rid oneself of one's knickers to achieve such a pose? A better question, I reckon, would be how does one......

Q. In Response To A Recent Correspondent's Query On How

to avoid eye-contact in foreign public conveniences equipped with half-doors, you recommended mounting the lavatory side-saddle._May I suggest that this advice is......