18 JANUARY 2003, page 46

High Life

It's the Fraulein's fault Taki D Gstaad amn! Why didn't I think of it? Of course I, too, was abused as a child and, needless to say, when I was busted at Heathrow with coke in......

Low Life

Happy eating Jeremy Clarke T o get to the nearest main road from here, you have to drive for five miles along a cow-shit-covered country lane. Twothirds of the way along, where......