20 APRIL 2002, page 59

High Life

To London with dread Taki N New York icky Haslam sure got it right a couple of weeks ago, when writing in the diary he remarked: 'There's a depressing drift across the Atlantic......

Low Life

Boiled alive Jeremy Clarke 'H ow do I kill it?' I said. 'Stab it in the mouth with a long knife,' said the lad in the apron. 'Push the knife in all the way and wiggle it about.'......