20 JANUARY 1990, page 41

New Life

Getting windy Zenga Longmore T hose of you who are thinking of moving to the top floor of a tower block, heed my advice: think again. Dwell deeply upon the doom-laden tale I am......

Low Life

Hospital bets Jeffrey Bernard T he hospital staff have been trying to work out how I can put on some weight. They say that I am quite literally suffering from malnutrition. I......