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Postscript

Ton-up P. J. Kavanagh T o write a column about writing a column is almost as bad as writing a Poem about writing a poem (which does h appen), or making a novelist the central......

Low Life

Catastrophic Jeffrey Bernard T have just received a rather moving letter .1.from an old horseracing friend called Rufus who is an awfully nice rotter. For some 20 of the......

No. 1357: The Winners

Jaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for a child's report to the local authorities on the progress and behaviour of parents during the holidays. Only one report was wholly......

Competition

No. 1360: Furtive fun food Set by Jaspistos: I have just seen in the Underground an advertisement for a res- taurant (1 will not name its nationality) which reads: 'Clandestine......