24 JANUARY 2004, page 55

A Job For Resting Rio

MICHAEL HENDERSON R io Ferdinand, 'the world's most expensive defender', which does not of course make him the best, began his eight-month ban from football this week, though he......

Q. I Believe I Have Fallen In Love With Another

member of the VWH hunt. Whenever I go up to him on my horse, he has been friendly but since he hacks home! have only ever seen him mounted and with his riding hat on. I......

Q. Because I Have Been Swaddling My Ageing Neck In

cashmere by day! had something of a shock when planning what to wear for a forthcoming important event at which television cameras will be present and during which! will have to......

Q. I Am A 46-year-old Male. My Partner Has Suggested

visiting a local 'Showgirls' revue. She did not explain exactly why. Perhaps it is a test to see howl react. `Quizas, Quizas, Quizas', as Doris Day once sang. If we attend, how......