27 MARCH 1982, page 30

Low Life

Unbalanced Jeffrey Bernard T he past few days have been just about as bad as bad can be. I'm still getting some nasty twinges because of the man who cut off his penis. Yes, if......

Competition

No. 1211: Old favourite Set by Jaspistos: In pre-1970 editions of Chambers Dictionary there were some remarkable definitions of certain words, for example ozone, middle-aged,......

No. 1208: The Winners

Jaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for a poem offering advice to a young per- son about to get married. The hook-nosed shadow of Mr Punch delivering his single-word......