29 JANUARY 1994, page 59

No. 1817: Diary Of A Nobody

What sort of diary would today's Mr Pooter keep, wherever he lived? You are invited to provide the entries for three days of a week (maximum 150 words). Entries to 'Competition......

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Competition

National failing J aspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 1814 you were given Canning's opening line, 'In matters of commerce the fault of the Dutch . . and invited to carry on,......

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GRAHAM'S PORT CROSSWORD GRAHAM'S Zpii's PORT 1144: Non-U by Doc A first prize of £25 and a bottle of Graham's Malvedos 1979 Vintage Port for the first correct solution opened on......