2 JANUARY 1982, page 28

Low Life

Lone Christmas Jeffrey Bernard 'Turkeys, I suppose, spend the major part 1 of their lives being lulled into a false sense of security and well being. Their final demand, so to......

No. 1196: The Winners

Jaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for descriptions from an imaginary mail- order catalogue of at least five totally useless Christmas gifts. I vividly recall the......

Competiti©n

No. 1199: Unhappy lot Set by Jaspistos:` A policeman's lot is not a happy one,' remarked W. S. Gilbert, but what about parking meter attendants? You are invited to compose a......