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S Ome Of The Australian Cricketers, It Seems, Are Cagey...

sport’s timehonoured hobby of autograph collecting. At Highbury stadium new signs order you never to approach Arsenal players for autographs. There was a minor fuss at the Open......

Q. I Was Entertaining A Friend To Drinks One Evening

after the pub. When he left (at approximately 1 a.m.) he called up to me from the pavement to say that as he was leaving he had heard one of my neighbours (there are six flats......

Q. Should Your 59-year-old Sandal-wearer Ever Get To The...

coast of Bali (23 July) he can have a massage, a manicure, a pedicure and a hair-cut for a snip at £4. What’s more, if he doesn’t want to walk or cycle to the village, a motor......

Q. In Response To M.l. From Germany (23 July), With

reference to the ongoing debate about thongs visible above low-cut trouser waistbands, I submit hereunder my German version of Ogden Nash’s poem: Sicher, zieh Dir Hosen an Ueber......