6 MAY 1989, page 44

With A Hey Nonny Nonny And A Hotcha- Cotcha, What

a jolly little May Day festival we had. Rioting in six countries, prisoners on the tiles and general gloom abounding; it always works. But there was a much greater and far more......

No. 1575: Bureaucrassy

Business office notice-boards abound with memos containing bossy, superfluous and incomprehensible instructions or advice. Please supply one such imaginary com- munication......

Competition

To Russia with love Jaspistos n Competition No. 1572 you were in- vited to write a poet-laureatish poem on the Queen's forthcoming visit to Moscow. Since I said `ish', I didn't......

Solution To 904: Take Note

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