18 APRIL 1987, Page 24

Proctor procuratus

Sir: May I suggest the following election cry for the Member for Billericay: Ilewx.rop rer)oryucu xcreQtav Anyav era (With apologies to the shade of Aeschylus: Ag. 1343).

Colin Haycraft

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