18 MARCH 1966, Page 6

LOCATIONS lAbour Green's Picture Playhouse, Glasgow; the cinema, largest in

Europe, capacity 3,500, was decorated with posters urging us to go forward with Labour. The audience sat on frayed velvet tip-up seats and as no one remembered that the good meeting-seats are the worst cinema-seats there was some trouble on the part of dis- tinguished front-row visitors with solidified chew- ing gum and popcorn in last stages of decay.

The stewards were immensely helpful and blamed all shortcomings on the cinema manage- ment.