18 MAY 1991, Page 53

No. 1679: What the butler saw

A recent court case featured a multi- millionaire's butler - cum - chauffeur - cum - valet - cum - personal assistant - cum gardener - cum - odd-job-man outraged by the chef being allowed to cook with Château Lafite costing £500 a bottle. You are invited to supply diary entries written by a long-suffering conventional employee in a household of this nature. Maximum 150 words. Entries to 'Competition No. 1679' by 31 May.