1 AUGUST 1987, Page 24

Threat

Sir: Some joker has sent me a subscription form for your paper.

As a council cleaner taking home £75 a week in a job earmarked for theft, sorry, `privatisation', I cannot imagine what I would have in common with the overpaid, jingoistic, monarchy-obsessed yuppies and buffoons who read and run your paper.

Any more unsolicited mail from you will be returned, wrapped around a house- brick.

Bill Wells

70 Radegund Road, Cambridge