Ancient & modern
Macavity-like, Brown was never there when he was Chancellor, and rarely seems to be there now he is Prime Minister. When he is, he is always blaming someone else or avoiding the question. This is highly reminiscent of the second Roman emperor Tiberius who, like Brown, was following someone, Augustus, who had revolutionised the whole system. But there is a significant difference between them. Emperor was the last thing Tiberius wanted to be. Brown has been dreaming of nothing else.
The Roman historian Tacitus could not believe that at Augustus’ death in AD 14 Tiberius was so antipathetic to the idea of assuming power. He therefore considered him duplicitous, cloaking ambition under the image of diffidence. But in AD 27, after 13 years of tortuous rule, Tacitus retired to Campania, and then Capri, never to return to Rome again. He hated every minute of it. He died on 16 March AD 37.
But Tiberius had to survive, and to do that he adopted tactics remarkably similar to Brown’s. First, he took the view that he must not weaken his power by referring everything to the Senate (‘the accounts will not come right unless the ruler is their only auditor’). Second, while he deplored misconduct, because it could cause public scandal, he did not search out people of exceptional merit ‘because it would be a threat to himself’ (cf. Alistair Darling). Third, he ruled by indecision ‘in order to discover what leading men were thinking; to every word, every look, he attributed sinister significance — which he never forgot’. Finally, he took great care not to fall in with any scheme whose consequences could rebound on him. So when some senators suggested that measures were needed to curb the very rich who were engaging in ‘divisive’ displays of gluttony (cf. hedge funds?), Tiberius argued that such a scheme would be a death-blow to men’s innate desire to excel, and he would simply get all the blame. True, the proposers might win some credit for the idea, but they would merely leave him the enemies they had created.
Common characteristics link Tiberius and Brown — both are defensive and suspicious, both determined to keep people guessing by putting off decisions for as long as possible, and both extremely careful about which decisions to take responsibility for. The difference is — one cannot blame Tiberius.
Peter Jones
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