1 OCTOBER 1965, Page 12

More about Windscreens

Sut,—Once upon a time, as all good stories should begin, however incredible, a man parked his car in a lay-by and started to read the Spectator. On the back window was a label, 'Don't blame me! I voted Tory.' He was so cross with Nicholas Davenport that he switched on his radio.

A voice, none other than that of George Brown. said, `Wah, wah, wah, productivity,' and, alas, both his back window and his windscreen cracked. They just couldn't stand it.

• Of course, this story is probably as true as any of the others. Queer things do happen.

W. R. TORVANEY

St. James's Rectory, 31 Gladstone Place, Aberdeen