20 DECEMBER 1968, Page 6

Crossman's cross

CHRISTOPHER HOLLIS

This little gnome played the market, This little gnome stayed at home, Rang up in burst of ill-humour To spread a ridiculous rumour That Jenkins was bouncing a stumer- Did this little gnome.

This little gnome went to Zurich, This little gnome went to ground, And made his fondest ambition That Wilson should go to perdition. `Then a comfortable, nice coalition Can devalue the pound.'

This little gnome was in panic.

This little gnome sat it tight. Said Leslie as brave as a lion— The bold, the brave Leslie O'Brien— 'It looks like no more than a try-on': Do you think he was right?