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PERSONAL MURDERERS! Do not waste your victims' bodies. Sell them

to Saint Barnabas's Hospital. Highest prices paid and remember our motto: dissection means no detection. Tel. CADaver 8989.

AN ORIGINAL GIFT! Buy your small daughter some Suez Canal shares for Christmas. She will have such fun making them into gay lampshades. Write Suez Canal Company. Paris.

CENTRAL HALL. An address by the Red Dean on 'Some Massacres I Have Detendcd.. Arthur Horace the chair.