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No. 2071: Kitchen miscellany
You are invited to write a piece of prose (maximum 150 words), entitled 'Caught Red-handed', which includes at least 12 names of objects to be found in a kitchen, but not using them in their literal sense (e.g. 'spoon' can mean 'cuddle'). Entries to `Competition No. 2071' by 4 February.