23 MAY 1998, Page 59

No. 2037: Crap weekend

There was once a country house weekend party for children. Among them was a lad of ten who, although his peers enjoyed themselves and everything was done to please him, remained unpleasable. On Monday his host discovered that he had written in the visitors' book, 'Crap week- end.' You are invited to supply from the boy's diary his view of his stay. Adult spelling, please. Maximum 150 words. Ent- ries to 'Competition No. 2037' by 4 June.