24 JUNE 1966, Page 16

Yaroo!

SIR, oh sir, please sir,—Not Mr Squelch. Quelch is the name. Ask Bunter; even that fat ass could spell the name of his form-master. Alan Watkins clearly never went to Greyfriars. St Jim's, possibly. ANTHONY HITS

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