25 JUNE 1965, Page 6

The Innisfree Report

1 will arise and go now and go to Innisfree,

And a strict survey make there of all their social facts, Showing that the percentage of teenagers is 79.3 That have committed sexual acts.

And no peace will they get there. For what's the point of peace

When statistics to the decimal have demonstrably shown

That premarital intercourse is much on the increase? The exact figures should be known.

I will arise and go now, for always day and night I hear computers clicking their sums out by the shore,

Sometimes getting them wrong and sometimes getting them right But always a fearful bore.

CIIRISTOPIWR Un! tic