Benefactor
Sir: I am afraid your columnist Chadd Babble was fibbing when he clairne that mobile Mr Ronald Biggs Mad!: that anonymous £65,000 payment the Industrial Relations Court to breal'A the Engineering Union's strike anv, thereby save Britain. For, at last I mu s' confess it was I who paid for it:
I raised this cash by: f
1. Flogging my annual joint of bee, 2. Importing illegal immigrant',i mostly in rolls of polythene, aboan: that growing huge fleet of continentl‘'a juggernaut lorries which disembar daily at ports like Dover and then 03: cidentally shatter quaint Kent village.' as they thunder through on the sacred mission to sustain the groWtil rate of our consumer society. I regrl I am somewhat vague re the actua number of illegal immigrants I have' imported this way — betWeell twenty and a half million — but, bell a civil servant, I never keep Any chec of such officially irrelevant details. 0 With a view to being included, in 3 important way, in Mr Wilson's Birth. day Honours List, I am also learning, how to sing pop and strum a guitar th, Hendrix way, and to ceaseless,; publicly bash Rhodesia and Sont: Africa but not the Soviet Union. ticipating a knighthood or evellm" peerage, I also aim to set myself hp atatOr May 25, 1974 a Mce, well-acred country mansion, as Most leading politicians, especially ,Lal?our ones, do (but, like them, uelinitely not in places like Southall, s5 1'Y Brixton or Brent).
arden Cottage, Ightham Court, Fen ond Road, Ightham, Kent.
Previous page
