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A reader received this letter: Dear Mr Williams.
Turn your winter 1991 into a wonderful Damart world of fashionable warmth and comfort. You'll enjoy looking over our Catalogue of Damart undergar- ments, all offering the unique and health-protecting properties of Thermo- lactyl.
Place your Order just as soon as you can! Mr Williams.
WE WANT YOU TO HAVE A FREE GIFT, TOO!
With Damart, everybody wins! So long as you send us your Order within 14 days, we'll send you a beautiful 3-strand simulated pearl necklace as a FREE GIFT! Classic elegance! You'll feel a tingle of excitement every time you wear it! Mr Williams.
Warmest good wishes and the best of Luck!
STAN RUSSELL
Managing Director, Daman If you have an example of a crass, illiterate, ignorant, irrelevant or embar- rassing letter or notice from a company or public body, send a copy to: Unlet- tered, The Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL. £10 for each one printed.
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