27 MAY 1966, Page 4

Oxbridge Days

The Fellows of Oxford give modified thanks For the public inquiries of Oliver Franks, Which tell them in future they've got to combine A great deal more women with rather less wine.

The Fellows of Cambridge have shown themselves subtler.

They've called for a private report from Lord Butler, Being reasonably certain that, when it's been read,' There'll be no one on earth who's quite sure what it said. CHRISTOPHER HOLLIS