28 JUNE 2003, Page 26

Comic confusion

From Mr Tim Footman

Sir: Deborah Ross (Restaurants. 14 June) may know her sausages, but she is confused about matters of real importance. Desperate Dan was in the Dandy, not the Beano. And he preferred cow pie (with the horns poking through the crust).

Tim Footman Bangkok, Thailand tf you would like to email letters for publication, please send them to ktters@spectator.co.uk, including your postal address and telephone number.