28 MARCH 1970, Page 8

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CHRISTOPHER HOLLIS

Pray, silence. It is Mr Eaks Who speaks.

Establishment has got the Gospel wrong, As he has half suspected all along.

The Liberal leader leads, But Mr Eaks secedes.

Let it to all the waiting world be known, He'll run ten candidates all on his own.

All hail to the Young Liberal conquering hero, Yet zero minus zero equals zero.