29 DECEMBER 1888, Page 16

POETRY.

A SONG OF BATTLE. IMPERATOR MILITIBUS BUIS.

CHARGE, bayonets, charge! But gently, not too wildly ! For fear they "buckle in," prod not too hard ! Out, sabres, out ! But, mind you, use them mildly ! Perhaps they're safer only kept on guard.

Hold your revolvers ready ! If some barrels

(Say, two or three) shall not discharge their ball, There'll be some Arabs left for future quarrels ;

A generous army would not kill them all.

On, then, remembering that your arms are brittle !

"England expects" her soldiers not to waste : For though, 'tis true, they cost the country little, Yet, if they're broken, they must be replaced.

On, then, brave Atkins, stalwart, strong, and fiery !

Whoever blunders, you are always game : And then a Parliamentary inquiry Will show, some years hence, who it was to blame. B.