29 SEPTEMBER 1967, Page 3

B-stream lament

CHRISTOPHER HOLLIS

'We do not mind whether they supervise our lunches or what are their methods of dis- cipline. All that we care about is that the eleven-plus should be abolished.'—Interview with South Wales schoolboy.

Oh, will they scrap eleven-plus?

Teachers can boycott packaged luncheons.

But will they scrap eleven-plus?

What is this idiotic fuss?

We B-Streams do not care a cuss For paddies, tollies, tawse or truncheons.

But will they scrap eleven-plus?

Teachers can boycott packaged luncheons.