Cinema

Farewell Adolph Green

Mark Steyn

Arthur Freed was the top producer of film musicals in the days when that was still a competitive field. But he'd started out in the Twenties, as a lyricist on the early talkies, and one day in the early Fifties, at MGM, it occurred to him that his songwriting royalties could use a little boost. So he called in a couple of writers and gave 'ern the assignment: 'Kids, I want you to take all my old songs and make a picture out of them. We're gonna call it Singin' in the Rain.'

As Betty Comden told me, 'All we knew is that somewhere we'd have to have a scene where it was raining and a guy was singing.'

'In it,' added Adolph Green.

After more than a few false starts they stumbled on the obvious solution: as all the numbers were written for the early days of talking pictures, why not set the movie in the early days of talking pictures? The first time I met Comden and Green they told me proudly that in an international film critics' all-time top ten. Singin' in the Rain had come third after La Regle du Jeu and Citizen Kane, which I think they thought would impress me. But I'd rather watch Singin' in the Rain than Renoir or Welles any day. A grand comedy of crises about an entire industry scrambling to transform itself, Comden and Green's script is that rare thing: a movie about movies that

doesn't sour OD its own insider's cynicism. They made a film about making films that looks like it was fun to make. And, in that sense, it's the perfect monument to Betty and Adolph, a writing team who made writing look fun.

Camden and Green wrote a lot of other things: On the Town, Take Me Out to the Ball Game, shows and films, scripts and lyrics, sketches and (something of a specialised skill) sung acceptance speeches for awards ceremonies. They began writing together in the late 1930s, when they found themselves in a Greenwich Village nightclub act and, having no material, were forced to supply it themselves. After twothirds of a century, the longest-running partnership in showbusiness finally broke up last week, when Adolph Green died a couple of weeks shy of his 87th birthday. They occasionally worked solo — you can see Adolph playing the harassed TV producer in My Favourite Year (1982) and Betty looking bored out of her skull in the so-cool-it's-comatose movie of Tama Janowitz's Slaves of New York (1989) — but, unlike almost any other team, they liked each other's company enough to stick it out to the end.

MGM hired them as writers, but they were always performers at heart: Fred Astaire recalled sitting in Arthur Freed's office listening to Betty and Adolph read through the script for The Barkleys of Broadway (1949) and worrying he'd never be able to do the role as well as Adolph. Four years later, another Astaire movie, The Band Wagon, featured Nanette Fabray and Oscar Levant as a writing team Comden and Green loosely based on themselves. The early scene at Pennsylvania Station is taken more or less directly from the team's dues-paying days, when a penniless Adolph got off the train in New York to be greeted by Betty waving a big placard reading 'ADOLPH GREEN FAN CLUB' to the bewilderment of commuters.

The Comden And Green Fan Club was more select than they might have wished, but it included some heavy-hitters: their friend and composing partner, Leonard Bernstein, adored Adolph because he was a mine of knowledge about great art but was also a great laugh, a balancing act Lenny himself eventually lost the knack of. Green's spirit of literate vaudeville — the highbrow

lowbrow comes through in the screenplays: in Singin' in the Rain, Gene Kelly tells Donald O'Connor that he's doing a new movie called The Dancing Cavalier: 'Don't tell me,' says O'Connor. 'You're a French aristocrat and she's a girl of the people and she won't even give you a tumbrel.'

They had great comic ideas. In It's Always Fair Weather (1955), three army buddies (Kelly, Dan Dailey, Michael Kidd) meet up ten years after the war and discover that they no longer have anything to say to each other. As they sit awkwardly in the restaurant wishing they weren't there, the palm court ensemble strikes up 'The Blue Danube' and, to Strauss's tune, we hear what the guys are thinking:

This thing is a frost I'd like to get lost Old pals are the bunk This guy's a cheap punk And that one's a heel And Em a schlemiel ...

It's the mismatch of those words and Strauss's waltz music that makes it funny. On Broadway, with the right music, Cornden and Green were great romantic lyricists — 'Just In Time', 'Make Someone Happy' — but on screen it's the laughs we cherish. Their contribution to the Hollywood musical was a simple one: they made the bits between the songs worth watching. The comedy wasn't toe-curlingly embarrassing as it is in, say, most of the Astaire/Rogers pies at RKO, but nor is the script portentous and pretentious as it is in, say, virtually any Gene Kelly movie not written by Comden and Green.

Betty and Adolph were good friends of Kelly's and they bristled a little when I put this theory to them, but one of the reasons why Singin• is Kelly's greatest picture is because it transforms his limitations into strengths. He was a much less natural actor than Astaire and, consciously or otherwise, it was a brilliant stroke to make him a cheesy insincere ham with a plastic smile full of phoney baloney. And, for all the self-conscious balleticisms of his 20-minute dream sequences — that awful hokey slowmo turn he loved — Kelly was never better than when jumping up and down in the puddles on a city sidewalk. Comden and Green more than fulfilled Arthur Freed's instructions. The scene where it was raining and the guy was singing in it can stand, in all its wonderful irrational exuberance, as the definition of a genre: Kelly has just kissed Debbie Reynolds goodnight; it's raining. but he's in love, so who cares? 'What a glorious feeling! [Splash! Splash!] I'm happy again!' You couldn't express that degree of joyousness any other way but through music and dance.

The obvious ending for an Adolph Green appreciation would be his rueful lyric for Judy Holliday:

The Party's Over It's time to call it a day. ...

But Green was a madcap white-haired elf, and wistfulness and regret doesn't seem quite the tone. So here's a joke. About a decade ago, Comden, Green and the composer Cy Coleman wrote a Broadway show called The Will Rogers Follies and in the weeks before opening Coleman was energetically promoting the show's big ballad all over town. 'I just sang it at a benefit,' he said, 'at the Eye, Ear and Throat Hospital.'

'You should have seen him,' said Adolph. 'There wasn't a dry eye, ear and throat in the house.'

That's the way I feel. Rest in peace.