Q. You once recommended the literary conference as an ideal
hunting-ground for those in search of new romantic partners. Bearing this in mind, I have signed up for the one-day Anthony Powell Conference at Eton College on 23 April, which I know will attract a number of John Bayley-style upmarket lonely literary males from both England and America. I am a genuine devotee of Powell — as well as something of an expert — so I anticipate having a lot in common (or a lot in grand!) with everyone else present. My problem is that, studying the programme, which involves lectures and a tour (in groups of 20) of key Powell sites of the college, I cannot see when there will be an opportunity to properly bond — over a glass of wine. The only opportunity would be luncheon, but seating at the luncheon is random. How can I orchestrate sitting next to the man I may wish to target? Please help.
C.M.L., Cheltenham A. All those attending the conference will be equipped with name-badges. Simply bring some ready-folded stiff card and spend the morning quietly identifying desirable lunching companions and writing their names on the cards. As the males are doddering into the refectory, where lunch will be held, dart discreetly to a suitable table and position the cards accordingly. In the
general confusion that always attends such novice events, no one will be surprised that only one table is so equipped. You will then be able to casually steer your possible new romantic partner towards the seat next to your own. Those wishing to buy tickets (from 135 to £125) should contact the Anthony Powell Society on 020 8864 4095.
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