4 MARCH 2006, Page 71

Q. I am an 18-year-old male. I would love to

have a partner but I am not that interested in sex. What are my prospects?

Name withheld, Eton A. Plenty of girls have body dysmorphia and would be only too pleased to proceed on this basis. And who can blame you? The overkill on telly has turned most romantics off — to say nothing of the oestrogen in the water supply.