18 APRIL 1998

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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK

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Right to roam A n agreement was signed on Good Friday at the multi-party talks on Northern Ireland held at Stormont under the chair- manship of Senator George Mitchell. Pres-...

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POLITICS

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Mr Blair was rough on Mr Ahern (and while Unionists were there) BRUCE ANDERSON O ccasionally, one is glad to be wrong. In this column last week, I wrote about the imminent...

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DIARY

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ANDREW NEIL ew York has become such a byword for law and order under the 'tough love' of Mayor Giuliani that even the trees are feel- ing safer. One young man was fined $1,000...

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SHARED OPINION

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Celebrating ten years of a medical breakthrough FRANK JOHNSON I s it possible that, today, a Jewish moth- er's proudest reference would not be to 'my son, the doctor', but 'my...

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THE THIRD WORLD IN BRITAIN

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Anthony Daniels says we should look abroad to understand our inner cities' problems - and their solution THERE could be no better training for life in the British inner city...

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NO SMOKING, BUT DO MASTURBATE

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Mark Steyn tries to make sense of America's new anti-tobacco regulations New Hampshire I WAS having breakfast in Fairlee, on the Vermont side of the Connecticut River, when a...

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BLUNKETT PAST AND PRESENT

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Peter Hitchens explores the true extent of the Education Secretary's class ties WHAT would David Blunkett's image be, if it were not for the howling hecklers of the National...

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AN ALMIGHTY SPIN

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The Church of England, Victoria Combe discloses, has resorted to hiring an ordained version of Peter Mandelson TRAYS of Belgian chocolates on doilies appeared at the last big...

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VIETNAM'S INHUMANITY TO MAN

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To mark the 30th anniversary of the war museum at Cu Chi WE DROVE for about an hour and a half out of the straggling south-east Asian sprawl which is Saigon, and which — since...

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GOING FOR A SONG

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Tom Sutcliffe offers the fullest account so far of how London's two great opera houses reached their present pass LONDON'S opera buffs used to consider themselves reasonably...

THE BLAIRS

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Michael Heath

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Mind your language

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THE patronage of Mrs Malaprop, it seems, ranges far beyond the word- processor (or mangle) of Mr Alastair Campbell, the barely civil servant of Downing Street. The words upon...

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AND ANOTHER THING

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Oh, to be in downland Wiltshire, now that April's there PAUL JOHNSON h, to be in England, now that April's there!' wrote Browning. Yes, but which England? There are so many....

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A bad bargain

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Sir: It was fascinating to learn that Lord Irvine, whose most famous act as Lord Chancellor has been to spend £59,000 of taxpayers' money on wallpaper, is to spend £60,000 p.a....

Credit where it's not due

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Sir: Attracting false attributions is evidently one of Professor Milton Friedman's many talents. He did not coin the maxim, 'There is no such thing as a free lunch', which is...

Couch potatoes

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Sir: This week we learned that the average American now spends a cumulative 11 years of his lifespan of 72 years watching television. Similar figures apply in the Unit- ed...

A Shropshire lad

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Sir: In `Mind your language' of 4 April, Dot Wordsworth speculated on the Shropshire meaning of the word `dowl' or 'doul'. My mother was born in 1898 in a cottage in south...

LETTERS Myths about Kenya

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Sir: Rupert Wright missed an opportunity when he wrote the article about Lord Delamere (`The Kennedys of Kenya', 11 April). Readers might have been interested to known that the...

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BOOKS

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A slippery but electric eel David Hughes LAWRENCE DURRELL by Ian MacNiven Faber, f25, pp. 801 A lunch with Lawrence Durrell used to last seven hours and seven bottles. We then...

SPECIATOR

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ANNOUNCEMENT We regret some UK subscribers may have received their copies late last week. This was due to a combination of the bank holiday postal arrangements and the floods...

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The Macmillan generation

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Michael Portillo A LITTLE BIT OFF THE TOP: A BIOGRAPHY OF S. S. HAMMERSLEY by Barbara Jill Poloniecka The Book Guild, £15, pp. 192 F or a few months during the war, my mother...

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Diagnosing our endemic disease

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Michael Howard WHY WARS HAPPEN by Jeremy Black Reaktion Books, £19.99, pp. 272 WAR AND THE WORLD: MILITARY POWER AND THE FATE OF CONTINENTS, 1450-2000 by Jeremy Black Yale,...

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The flavour of the year

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William Rees-Mogg A THREAD OF YEARS by John Lukacs Yale, £19.95, pp. 481 O ccasionally one is given a book to review which one likes too well. That is always rather difficult...

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Getting back to non-basics

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Vicki Woods CHRISTIAN DIOR: THE MAN WHO MADE THE WORLD LOOK NEW by Marie-France Pochna Aurum, £18.95, pp. 314 S omebody had to make the world look new. For seven years, the...

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A mere peep through the curtain

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Oleg Gordievsky THE CROWN JEWELS: THE BRITISH SECRETS AT THE HEART OF THE KGB FILES by Nigel West and Oleg Tsarev HarperCollins, £19.99, pp. 366 W ith at least 15 books to his...

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An armchair critic

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Sheridan Morley ENCHANTED EVENINGS: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL FROM SHOW BOAT TO SONDHEIM by Geoffrey Block OUP, £25, pp. 410 W ith Show Boat, the Broadway musical which launched the...

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The special charm of failure

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Jonathan Sumption HOSTAGE TO FORTUNE: THE TROUBLED LIFE OF FRANCIS BACON, 1561-1626 by Lisa Jardine and Alan Stewart Gollancz, £25, pp. 637 H istory is kind to learned men,...

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Right under their noses

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Jonathan Keates THE VICTORIAN UNDERWORLD by Donald Thomas John Murray, £25, pp. 346 T he recent reduction of Dickens's Our Mutual Friend, that 'loose, baggy monster' as Henry...

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ARTS

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Musical myth making Peter Phillips on the dangers of uncritical adulation of great composers P osthumous reputations are fickle things, often out of all reasonable control,...

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Exhibitions 1

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Picasso (Palazzo Grassi, Venice, till 28 June) Artistic chameleon Robin Simon F or me, this exhibition came as a pro- found relief. I have had the gravest doubts about...

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Exhibitions 2

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China syndrome Martin Gayford T. see the art of the East, at the moment it is a good idea to fly west. At the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York, there is, until 3 June,...

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Opera

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II Trittico (English National Opera, Coliseum) Puccini: be patient Michael Tanner H opes were high for this new produc- tion of what is routinely called Puccini's neglected...

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Don't forget the humanities

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Isabel Carlisle on the National Endowment for Science, Technology and the Arts T he National Lottery Bill goes into standing committee in the House of Com- mons next week. It...

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Cinema

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Amiable ramble Mark Steyn aybe it's time Clint Eastwood did a musical. As it is, the album of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil is so much better than the film. Millions...

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Gardens

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Il faut cultiver . . . Ursula Buchan W hen a person is tired of Chelsea, they are tired of life; for there is in Chelsea all that gardening can afford. Quite so, but there...

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Radio

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Give Tusa the job Michael Vestey I am a very great actor,' says the distin- guished thespian Sir Giles Hampton when he bumps into young William Brown. `So am I,' says William...

Television

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In the steps of the Master Simon Hoggart I 'm just back from the United States, where I watched no television except the news, which was filled with the usual starry- eyed...

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The turf

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A true gentleman Robin Oakley T iming, and tying yourself to the right event at the right time, is the secret both in advertising and political campaigning. I for- get which...

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High life

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Mind your manners Taki some of you may have heard, the Big Bagel is going through a period of grace. Civility is in, crass expletives, bluster and intimidation are out, out,...

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Country life

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Unspilled blood Leanda de Lisle `Why are they being so horrid to Piggy? He's, a lad!' my 11-year-old eldest asked in the early stages of the story. Peter and I looked at each...

BRIDGE

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Little 'uns ' Andrew Robson IT is always satisfying to make the 'spot cards' cards work. Hard as it is to believe, the V 'pips' are relevant all the way down to V4 on this...

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RESTAURANTS AS THEATRE

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11 111111 11111 UPLIFTING THE SOLE Le Monde in Cardiff — Contained within a dark, woody upstairs room in Cardiff's Continental Café Quarter (and that's official), Le Monde...

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Imperative cooking: useless potatoes and tomatoes

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BEFORE Easter England was full of Egyp- tians. They are cheerful enough, I suppose, and pleasant enough to look at with their light brown, earthy skins, but they are of no use...

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CHESS

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Some progress Raymond Keene FINALLY there appears to be some posi- tive movement on the vexed question of Garry Kasparov's defence of his world championship. The news is that...

COMPETITION

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THE MALT Madly miscast Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 2029 you were invited to supply an extract from a review of a well-known stage play, or of a film of a book, criticising...

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CROSSWORD

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A first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's Six Grapes Port for the first correct solution opened on 5 May, with two runners-up prizes of £20 (or, for UK solvers, the latest...

No. 2032: In Excelsis

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Not only did Oscar Wilde go to jail as a consequence of libel, so did silly Lord Alfred (`Bosie) Douglas, for libelling Win- ston Churchill. In prison he wrote a poem with the...

Solution to 1355: Ethos

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SPECTATOR SPORT

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War or picnic? Simon Barnes LAST week I was going on about chivalry. Michael Schumacher must have missed that one. Last weekend, the Formula One driver was in yet another...

YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED

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Dear Mary. . . Q. Having invited two old friends to lunch, I was irritated to see them bearing little pack- ages of food, claiming that they were both suffering from `food...