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Time to think small, Mr Brown
The SpectatorS omeone should remind Gordon Brown of the Hippocratic Oath before he stands up on Wednesday afternoon to deliver his tenth Budget to the House of Commons. Taking his cue from...
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O bservation of the week: all too often a diary is
The Spectatorthe achievement of those without achievement. I was an MP and a whip in John Major’s government. My political career did not amount to much, but at least my diary provides a...
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If you’re trying to find New Labour’s deepest flaw, just ask a policeman
The SpectatorI n his Dimbleby Lecture last year, the Metropolitan Police Commissioner, Sir Ian Blair, declared that ‘policing is becoming not only central to our understanding of...
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T he Dunblane massacre took place ten years ago. Its effects
The Spectatoron the families of the victims are so terrible that it seems dangerous to speak about them. But there were secondary effects as well. In the aftermath of the horror, the then...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorTUESDAY Hateful, horrid Tessa Jowell. Things have gone mad at Tory headquarters since the stupid row over her silly husband. Everyone sweating over share certificates. I’ve been...
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A bittersweet birthday — but we were still right to go to war
The SpectatorOn 20 March, the Iraq conflict reaches its third anniversary. Con Coughlin defends the decision to invade, explores the impact of Blair on Bush’s second term — and reveals what...
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A coffee, a smoke and a chat with Milosevic
The SpectatorJohn Laughland on a memorable encounter with the butcher of the Balkans at the UN detention centre in The Hague — and his claims of innocence to the last I was one of the last...
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Let’s just admit that Iraq was a disaster
The SpectatorRod Liddle says that life was better for Iraqis under Saddam, and that the fires of Gaza show how terribly we have destabilised the region ‘April 9 — Liberation Day! What a...
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Dark side of the Hoon
The SpectatorNew Labour, Old Rocker: Geoff Hoon , Leader of the House of Commons, swaps his red box for Pink Floyd as our guest pop critic P ink Floyd — Leicester — 1972. You will always...
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The Fellowship of the Engagement Ring
The SpectatorJemima Lewis says farewell to Planet Spinster — and gets to know the strange inhabitants of her new world C all me slow on the uptake, but I had no idea that getting engaged...
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Ken Clarke: ‘We must turn to the Liberals’
The SpectatorFraser Nelson meets the former chancellor, reborn as Cameron’s ‘ambassador for trust’, who calls for a coalition of Tories and Lib Dems A n interview with Kenneth Clarke is not...
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Schools aren’t clubs
The SpectatorFrom Nicholas Nelson Sir: Have you given proper thought to the reason that we have an education system (Leading article, 11 March)? Our schools have an essential list of...
Where trendy Parisians go
The SpectatorFrom Daniel T. Perkins Sir: I agree with Allister Heath’s view of the Imprimerie Nationale and the passport debacle (‘300,000 Frenchmen can’t be wrong’, 11 March), but the...
Our disappearing rivers
The SpectatorFrom Alastair Harper Sir: Lord Lawson in his otherwise commonsensical perusal of ‘global warming’ should be reproved for his assertion that ‘the volume of water flowing down...
Politics is for hypocrites
The SpectatorFrom Dr Michael Lynch Sir: Ferdinand Mount should take comfort, if not joy, from the refusal of the young to be hoodwinked by the so-called democratic process (Letters, 11...
The charming Mrs A.J.P.
The SpectatorFrom Richard Ingrams Sir: Paul Johnson (And another thing, 11 March) describes A.J.P. Taylor’s third wife Eva as ‘a Hungarian communist, a sourfaced lady. What A.J.P. saw in...
False news from Berkeley
The SpectatorFrom Dr Ian Mortimer Sir: Jonathan Sumption implies in his review (Books, 25 February) that my research on Edward II’s death — which concludes that he was not murdered, and...
Gordon’s dress code
The SpectatorFrom Basil Dewing Sir: Irwin Stelzer is wrong to write that ‘Brown wouldn’t be caught dead in a dinner jacket, much less white tie’ (‘Cameron is the Tory Muhammad Ali’, 11...
Jesus the literate
The SpectatorFrom Roy Ford Sir: Lloyd Evans (Books, 11 March) is incorrect when he writes that Jesus could not read. Please see Luke iv 16ff. He could also write: John viii 6-8. Roy Ford...
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Profumo was saved by scandal from a much worse fate
The SpectatorT he admiring comments which attended John Profumo’s passing would have inspired hope, for the moment when their time comes, among the Fallen Men of more recent years, such as...
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Hedge funds, like cash gifts from Italy, carry a whiff of dangerous sophistication
The Spectator‘P ushing money into offshore hedge funds is not the Labour way,’ a left-wing MP commented last week on the savings habits of Tessa Jowell’s estranged husband, David Mills....
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Bottle-beauties and the globalised blond beast
The SpectatorT he hair colour gene MCI-R has seven European variants, one of them blond. It is rare and becoming rarer. A WHO survey calculates that the last true blond will be born in...
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The great pensions disaster
The SpectatorMartin Jacomb says a series of catastrophic decisions have wrecked Britain’s once-proud retirement savings system B ritain’s private sector pension provisions used to be...
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Let’s do the scuttlebutt
The SpectatorMatthew Vincent says that some of the world’s greatest investors rely more on gossip and observation than on studying balance sheets W hy do City types routinely don garish...
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Golden memories
The SpectatorMining entrepreneur and former Spectator proprietor Algy Cluff recalls the best and worst of a lifetime of adventurous investing M y best and worst investment decisions were one...
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A strategy for the once-a-year investor
The SpectatorIf the professional classes gave a little more attention to their portfolios, says Jonathan Davis , the results could be startlingly better ‘T ell me frankly’, I asked my friend...
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Use it or lose it
The SpectatorYou may not trust the Chancellor, says Ian Cowie , but you should take advantage of the tax breaks he offers T he more ways Gordon Brown finds to tax us in his budgets, the less...
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High priestess of Tory sleaze
The SpectatorLeo McKinstry N OTHING L IKE A D AME : T HE S CANDALS OF L ADY P ORTER by Andrew Hosken Granta, £20, pp. 400, ISBN 1862078092 ✆ £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 ‘S he can’t...
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A strange reluctance to be free
The SpectatorPhilip Longworth R USSIAN C ONSERVATISM AND I TS C RITICS : A S TUDY IN P OLITICAL C ULTURE by Richard Pipes Yale, £17.95, pp. 216, ISBN 9780300112882 ✆ £14.36 (plus £2.45 p&p)...
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Keeping the outsiders at bay
The SpectatorHarriet Sergeant T HE G REAT W ALL : C HINA A GAINST THE W ORLD , 1000 BC-AD 2000 by Julia Lovell Atlantic, £19.99, pp. 412, ISBN 1843542129 ✆ £15.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429...
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Coming to terms with the past
The SpectatorChristopher Howse G HOSTS OF S PAIN by Giles Tremlett Faber, £14.99, pp. 440, ISBN 057122167X ✆ £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 G hosts there are, but do not be afraid,...
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God in the brain
The SpectatorDavid Caute B REAKING THE S PELL : R ELIGION AS A N ATURAL P HENOMENON by Daniel C. Dennett Penguin/Allen Lane, £25, pp. 448, ISBN 0713997893 ✆ £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429...
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Laughter in the howling wilderness
The SpectatorDiana Hendry T HE T ENT by Margaret Atwood Bloomsbury, £12.99, pp. 155, ISBN 0747582254 ✆ £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 H ot on the heels of The Penelopiad , Margaret...
The best-Loebed hits
The SpectatorPeter Jones A L OEB C LASSICAL R EADER Harvard University Press, £6.95, pp. 234, ISBN 067499616X B efore the dramatic expansion of Penguin Classics, it was almost impossible to...
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Short-listing doomed intellectuals
The SpectatorAnne Applebaum T HE P HILOSOPHY S TEAMER by Lesley Chamberlain Atlantic Books, £25, pp. 414, ISBN 1843540401 ✆ £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 S o powerful was the image of...
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An illness or an excuse?
The SpectatorBrendan O’Neill T HE T RUTH A BOUT STRESS by Angela Patmore Atlantic Books, £12.99, pp. 440, ISBN 1843542358 ✆ £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 H ow many times have you...
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Music-making at Morley
The SpectatorHenrietta Bredin on how a Victorian college for working men and women still flourishes I haven’t sung in a choir since I was 16 and at school, standing in my allotted place...
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Hotchpotch of a show
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Gothic Nightmares: Fuseli, Blake and the Romantic Imagination Tate Britain, until 1 May F orget for a moment the importation of ‘Gothic’, a term more usually...
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An inside view
The SpectatorLaura Gascoigne A Richer Dust Concealed Getty Images Gallery, until 1 April I t’s a little cheeky of Christopher Simon Sykes to have chosen a line from Rupert Brooke’s ‘The...
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Public faces
The SpectatorAlan Powers G loomy academics suggest that, in the modern world, the remaining places where free speech and discussion can happen in cities are public libraries, theatres and...
Switched off
The SpectatorOlivia Glazebrook V for Vendetta 15, selected cinemas I have nothing against comic-book heroes, masked or caped. In fact, I am rather in favour of Batman. He had a difficult...
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Good-natured glow
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Sir John in Love English National Opera Gentle Giant Cambridge A lmost everyone who has written about Vaughan Williams’s opera Sir John in Love has defensively...
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Under the influence
The SpectatorToby Young The Winterling Royal Court Sinatra London Palladium Pete and Dud: Come Again The Venue H as Harold Pinter become too dominant a figure? I’m not just talking about...
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Fighting talk
The SpectatorMichael Vestey R adio Four listeners have been complaining about the John Humphrys ‘interview’ with David Cameron on Today a fortnight or so ago. So they must have been even...
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Guile and determination
The SpectatorJames Delingpole O ne reason I find most TV thrillers such a huge waste of life is that the bad guys so often turn out to be evil capitalists, corrupt Tory MPs or sinister...
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Quality counts
The SpectatorAlan Judd I t is said that if you tell a lie often enough it will be believed. Conversely, if you repeat a truth often enough it is ignored or taken for granted and not acted...
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Lethal combination
The SpectatorTaki I f I told you I was skiing with a friend in the Swiss Alps last week, and my friend had been skiing in Iraq two days before that, you’d probably think I’d been smoking...
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Sunday worship
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke I ’ve given up shoplifting for Lent and feel ever so noble about it. I’m not stealing with the zeal of a convert. It was about time. I was becoming so accustomed...
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Avoiding crocodiles
The SpectatorAidan Hartley Laikipia W hen I was a boy we lived on a farm in remote Devon and the isolation went to our heads. When visitors drove up the lane we would all hide on my...
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RESTAURANTS
The SpectatorDEBORAH ROSS T he restaurateur Oliver Peyton’s latest project is the National Dining Rooms at the National Gallery. It is situated in the Sainsbury Wing, although as Tesco has...
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SPECTATOR WINE CLUB
The SpectatorSIMON HOGGART I love to visit Berry Bros. & Rudd’s shop at the bottom of St James’s Street, London. In the window there might be a few choice bottles — a Methuselah of Château...
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Aussies rule
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING I daresay the only point of the Commonwealth Games is that they provide the sole raison d’être for the existence of the Commonwealth itself. What else? Or do they...
Q. I am at a co-ed day school and have
The Spectatorbeen going out with a boy in my year for six months. Last week he dumped me. What has made it worse is that everyone in school has reacted by saying that they could not...
Q. I live in New York and am plagued by
The Spectatorthe fact that, when having dinner with fellow Englishmen, they bray in loud Kensington accents about how awful Americans are. Apart from the fact that I don’t agree, they seem...
Q. A girl who works in my office wears fake
The Spectatortan all the time. Often there is a ‘tide mark’ around her chin and lots of flakes of old mascara sitting on her cheeks. We are good friends and I have told her, but she does not...