1 SEPTEMBER 2007

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The right mission

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TonyBlair — remember him? — was better at diagnosis than cure. 'I think most people would say that in virtually every aspect of their life things are better than they were 30 or...

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THEODORE DALRYMPLE

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He who would read newspapers must expect to spend his days in the darkest despair, for they contain nothing but war, murder and medical advice. Popular wisdom, however, tells...

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FLK

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DYLAN JONES My holiday reading list this year was both accidental and catholic. Usually I plan some months in advance, but this year I managed to wolf down my summer reading...

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Moral panic is the right reaction: we are afraid of our young

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Let those who loved Rhys Jones grieve for him, says Theodore Dalrymple. But national outbursts of emotion are no substitute for impartial application of the law or a recognition...

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Mind your language

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A company called Optimum has written drawing attention to a website it runs which analyses passages of writing and highlights the words that come from Old English in blue. Very...

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Meet the shadow minister for militant Islam

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James Forsyth talks to Paul Goodman, the Conservative MP tasked to deal with Muslim separatism — and to balance the wayward views of his immediate boss Sayeeda Warsi The biggest...

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'Kill him, Jimmy!' A night at the cage fight

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Steven Berkoff goes to the modem version of the Roman Colosseum: men going to war in a chicken-wire cage before hundreds of baying fans, with no holds barred So we went to...

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The supernatural is as British as fish and chips

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Sarah Churchwell says that our love of spooky stories shows that the longing for supernatural solutions to natural problems is as strong as ever in our 'secular' society We're...

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Who really knows how much crime goes on at the Notting Hill Carnival?

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Rod Liddle says that the verbal gymnastics employed to claim that the event has been peaceful are laughable. It's time for the organisers to foot the bill for the policing 1...

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Mark Birley: a man who was right in everything

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David Tang We had arranged to see Mark Birley at noon on the day he died. But my wife Lucy and I were just too late. He had suffered a stroke that morning. We missed him by a...

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A menace of our making

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Sir: What would Field Marshal the Duke of Wellington, the coolest of heads, have made of poor William Shawcross's overwrought emotional plea that we must stay on in Iraq as a...

The blame for Chindamo

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Sir: It was not the Human Rights Act that was the primary reason for the ruling in the Chindamo case (Leading article, 25 August); rather it was the rights of EU citizens to...

Role play

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Sir: Both Matthew d'Ancona and Patrick Jephson overlooked one excellent argument in favour of monarchy (How Diana changed the royal family', 18 August), which is that a...

Fair's fair

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Sir: I read Anna Blundy's article ('We blondes face prejudice every day of our lives', 25 August) with increasing disbelief. She asserts that there is no other socially...

Carry on camping

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Sir: It is encouraging that Samantha Weinberg and her fellow climate campers aim 'to persuade the wider population to listen to the science, and to make their decisions based...

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Dishonesty in television may arise from lofty principle: but it still bears the devil's fingerprint

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MATTI-IFW D, PI Acolumnist should rejoice, I suppose, when an issue he has spotted early and returned to often suddenly catches Me, becoming the hot topic of the season. I...

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Whoever expected writers to be other than difficult people?

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PAUL JOHNSON As someone who has spent nearly 60 years as a professional writer, I am inevitably set in my ways, though capable of changing them radically in a crisis. But I...

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Calling in the Geek Squad

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Edie G. Lush tests a home-help service that can solve the biggest problem of modern life — how to connect your computer to all the other gizmos in your house Ivhy would anyone...

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Now America faces not-so-friendly fire from the rest of the financial world

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MARTIN VANDER WEYER 1 'm back, as Arnold Schwarzenegger famously declared in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. In fact I haven't really been away, just hovering in cyberspace...

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Waking up late at the Palace

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Sam Leith THE UNCOMMON READER by Alan Bennett Profile, £10.99, pp. 128, ISBN 9781846680496 © 0.79 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 Since The History Boys transferred first to...

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Movies and talkies

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David Caute MORNINGS IN THE DARK: THE GRAHAM GREENE READER edited by David Parkinson Carcanet, £18.95, pp. 738, ISBN 9781857548556 £15.19 (plus £2.45 p+p) 0870 429 6655 Arriving...

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Long live the weeds and the wilderness

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Oliver Rackham THE WILD PLACES by Robert Macfarlane Granta, £18.99, pp. 340, ISBN 9781862079410 cc) £15.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 Robert Macfarlane is a Cambridge don,...

The politics of the plot

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Ben Wilson THE ARCADIAN FRIENDS: INVENTING THE ENGLISH LANDSCAPE GARDEN by Tim Richardson Bantam, £25, pp. 562, ISBN 9780593052730 © £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 The man...

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You have been warned

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Jonathan Mirsky THE CONFIDENCE MAN: HIS MASQUERADE by Herman Melville Dalkey Archive Press, £8.99, pp. 354, ISBN 9781564784544 © £7.19 (plus £2.45 p+p) 0870 429 6655 Many years...

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Likely lads in their day

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Simon Raven's first novel, The Feathers of Death, was published in 1959 when I was in my second year at Cambridge. We fell on it with glee, as I remarked, a few weeks after...

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The spirit of Almodovar

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Daniel Sparrow on how he persuaded the Spanish director to let him stage All About My Mother 1 n the theatre programme notes for the new play based on Pedro Almodovar's film,...

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True colours

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Andrew Lambirth Helio Oiticica: The Body of Colour Tate Modern, until 23 September Supported by Art Mentor Foundation Lucerne John Piper Room 20, Tate Britain, until 24 January...

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All that jazz

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Charles Spencer I'm just back from Edinburgh, my 20th successive year at the festival for the Daily Telegraph, which makes me feel very old indeed. How times have changed. When...

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Mutual loathing

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Lloyd Evans On Raglan Road Old Red Lion White Boy Soho Dublin. Terrific to write about, terrible to experience. This was the verdict of Patrick Kavanagh, poet, alcoholic and...

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World class

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Kate Chisholm Next time you're bemoaning the TV licence fee, check out the BBC's World Service. A different quality appears to prevail in their making of radio documentaries —...

Shocking cheats

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Simon Hoggart rr he most egregious example of cheating in wildlife photography was the 1958 Disney film Wild Wilderness. They wanted footage of lemmings throwing themselves off...

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Making the switch

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Robin Oakley Rider Mick Fitzgerald was asked by his careers master when still at school what he wanted to be. 'I've half a mind to be a jump-jockey,' he declared. 'Good,'...

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Man of mystery

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Taki OK. It is early 1964, the Profumo scandal has proved beyond reasonable doubt that English men can also be swingers (and with women, to boot), and my friend Yanni Zographos...

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Happy families

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Jeremy Clarke My boy's mother and Adolf Hitler share the same birthday, and, as an astrologer might expect, their personalities are in many ways similar. She can make a...

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Strained relationship

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Roy Hattersley There was, the architect said, no hope of getting planning permission for an extension. So I had the ingenious idea of solving our bedroom shortage by building...

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The wonder of it all

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Jonathan Ray samples Selfridges' newly opened Wonder Room Selfridges used to be my local. My wife and I have poured plenty of our hardearned scratch into its coffers over the...

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Having your cake and eating it

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Belinda Archer finds Madeira is not just for the blue-rinse brigade Ihad certain misgivings. I mean, it's not quite rock 'n' roll, Madeira, is it? It's known more for...

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J, 1 TPT:07-7

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Dear Maly Q. A very good and loyal friend of mine has just had two operations and recently she rang and asked if she could come and stay for the weekend. I immediately said yes....

Paris match

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FRANK KEATING At any sporting junket involving pretentious national prestige, you can guarantee that the ritzy no-expense-spared 'resplendence' of a dire and irksome opening...