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A Prime Minister's Department?
The SpectatorW ith the British system of government, nothing is impossible. The rules are made up as it goes along, and if there seem to be a great many ancient rules, this is because it has...
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Political commentary
The SpectatorFrom iron to steel Colin Welch T ottering into Harrods a few weeks ago to have my Footworthy locks cut, I found the whole place infested with Christmas decorations. I deceived...
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Notebook
The SpectatorS ignor Amintore Fanfani is famous for , h aving miraculously short legs. He is ap- '' ; r° xiMately the same height standing up as s ' t ; i ng down, and that height is...
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Another voice Another
The SpectatorThe lesson of Lucie Gates Auberon Waugh (In 31 May 1979 Miss Linda Gates was a V 28-year-old spinster living alone in a council flat in Welling with her three children — a boy...
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Russia: no way out
The SpectatorC hristopher Booker 'Stali n ' s death shook our life to its found- ation s. Lessons in school virtually came to a halt, the teachers wept openly and verYbody went around with...
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Brezhnev and after
The SpectatorBohdan Nahaylo T he demise of Soviet leader Leonid Brez- hnev had been expected for years, yet when the end suddenly came last week it took everyone by surprise. For 26 hours...
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Monument to a lost cause
The SpectatorChristopher Hitchens T he Great Mall in Washington, which stretches between the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument, used to be a very impressive place for mass...
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Welcome to the Greenhouse
The SpectatorTimothy Garton Ash Hagen, West Germany D ear women friends and men friends! I welcome you to our fifth Federal Assembly .. ! How so me? How so one wel- comes the many? We all...
One hundred years ago
The SpectatorThe recent performances of the English Fleet off Alexandria have drawn attention to the British Navy, and to the various undecided questions concerning the construction and...
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Factory fostering
The SpectatorAndrew Brown Gothenburg T here are all sorts of reasons for the growth of the fostering industry in Sweden. One of the simplest is money. Last year the farmers' organisation...
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The dream has ended
The SpectatorGeoffrey Wansell Hollywood T hepavements of Hollywood Boulevard, from the Chinese Theatre to the corner of Vine Street, still have gold 'stars' set into the cement as...
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Stan Hugill, shantyman
The SpectatorRoy Kerridge A n old sailing ship, still seaworthy, lies An by a quayside timber yard at Littlehampton, presented to the merchant in settlement of a bad debt. Seen in the ear-...
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Of gypsies and zanders
The SpectatorRichard West Wisbech, Cambridgeshire Th e screech of the jet fighters makes life alarming here as everywhere in East Anglia. The Royal Air Force is blamed for all sorts of...
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T he Press
The Spectator8100d libels ul Johnson T he m ythology generated by the media t i n about the recent killings in Beirut con- C H II „ e s to become more dense and sinister. no-silTV, with its...
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The Great Treasure Hun t Sir: It would be of interest
The Spectatorto your rea cle h is e to have the opinion of your art critic ori t il e two main prizes, the Lavery valued whom ?) at £3,000 and the Orpen at ° 7..„. Would they be exchangeable...
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The SpectatorNew words for old Sir: I have only just seen your 'Notebook' article (30 October) about Hymns for Today's Church of which I am the Words Editor. May I make three points? First,...
The workings of anti-semitism
The SpectatorSir: I was pleased to see from your last issue (Notebook, 13 November) that you gave at- tention to the symposium Anti-semitism Today published by our Institute. However, I find...
Greeks and Turks
The SpectatorSir: There is a number of factual errors and misleading statements on points of history in Mr Richard West's 'The cycle of ter- rorism' (30 October), to rectify which one would...
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Books
The SpectatorCrowing and roaring Hugh Trevor-Roper The Goebbels Diaries 1939-41 T ranslated ranslated and edited by Fred Taylor (Hamish Hamilton £9.95) Whatever their value as evidence,...
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A sleuth in Happy Valley
The SpectatorRichard West White Mischief James Fox (Jonathan Cape £8.95) T he murder of Josslyn Hay, the Earl of Erroll, some time in the small hours of 24 January 1941, remained, until...
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Chronicles of the book trade
The SpectatorJonathan Loake Rare Books and Rarer People 0. F. Snelling (Werner Shaw £9.50) Mumby's Publishing and Bookselling in the Twentieth Century Sixth Edition Ian Norrie (Bell &...
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Jeffrey Bernard
The Spectatorpeople Mr Davis has written about come out of this book pretty badly. One notable exception is our own Duke of Devonshire who is quoted as saying, 'I am one of the most...
Realms of gold
The SpectatorElizabeth Jenkins Letters of Sylvia Townsend Warner Edited by William Maxwell (Chatto & Windus £15) I n the 1930s, when one was young, three writers seemed to be of...
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Salons
The SpectatorGreat Hostesses Brian Masters (Constable £8.95) A dumpy woman, with a slight look of Mrs Ronnie Greville, stands bemused in the middle of a room, a dog at her feet, while an...
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Fleurs du mal
The SpectatorDuncan Fallowell Baudelaire the Damned F. W. J. Hemmings (Harnish Hamilton £15) I am convinced,' wrote Baudelaire, 'that inY life has been damned from the start, d b' always...
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The SpectatorJames Hughes-Onslow The Reason Why Cecil Woodham-Smith (Constable £4.95) How (and whyj the Brudenells and the Binghams pursued their obscure family feuds from Dublin.so London...
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Arts
The SpectatorSublime, and less so Rodney Milnes From the House of the Dead Andrea Chenier (Welsh National Opera, Cardiff) Fidelio (Kent Opera) Xerxes (Handel Opera, Sadler's Wells) J...
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Art
The SpectatorFine figures John McEwen I vor Abrahams sculptures 1972-82 is the twelfth in the series of mini-retro- spectives ('appraisals' is, perhaps, a fairer description) of the work...
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Cinema
The SpectatorGirl talk Peter Ackroyd Scrubbers (`AA', selected cinemas) T wo g irls have run away from borstal; within minutes, one of them is having sex with a truck driver and talking...
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Television
The SpectatorNot so thrilling Richard Ingrams A an Bennett was accorded a big se nd. / off by the BBC to launch his series ° iv six plays which started last week. Not tni mi l did he get...
Theatre
The SpectatorThe last hero Mark Amory A Handful of Dust (Lyric Hammersmith) Yakety Yak (Half Moon) Ladies in Retirement (Fortune Thriller Theatre) O bjecting to a play being adapted from...
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High life
The SpectatorTelling tales Taki T hank God for anorexia, Channel 4, and speculation — by hacks who should know better — about whether the butcher of Budapest has lost his taste for human...
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Low life
The SpectatorThink or swim Jeffrey Bernard A ter a surprisingly good party upstairs in the Coach and Horses to launch the wretched book last week, certain people have made some rather...
Postscript
The SpectatorWar at work Patrick Marnham Mews has arrived from Peking til f ar 31 factory manager found guilty ha s offences of sexual harassment at wo in p , been executed. Reaction to...
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No. 1242: The winners
The SpectatorJaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for a verse self-portrait, physical and/or psychological, such as a well-known poet might have attempted in a light-hearted mood. One...
Co m petition
The SpectatorNo. 1245: Brighter weather Set by Jaspistos: Supposing the weathermen on BBC or ITV have been in- structed to make their reports more colour- ful, more entertaining, more...
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Crossword 584
The SpectatorA prize of ten pounds will be awarded for the first correct solution opened on 6 December. Entries to: Crossword 584, The Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL. 1 2...
Chess
The SpectatorAndrew Whiteley O n the day of Brezhnev's funeral the Russian chess teams performed a lap of honour in Lucerne. Both had won the gold medals with a round to spare. The final...
Solution to 581: Roots Ar 0 alliandulormiaili— p 4110 DEM
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Portrait of the week
The SpectatorM r Y. V. Andropov was 'unanimously elected' to succeed President L. I. br ezhnev as general secretary of the Soviet Communist Party. Mr Brezhnev had held the highest office for...
Books Wanted
The SpectatorTHE GREATNESS OF OLIVER CROMWELL by Maurice Ashley (Jonathan Cape 1960?). J. Bernard, c/o The Spectator, 56 Doughty St, London WCI N 2LL. THE PUPIL by W. Monk-Gibbon. J. Le...
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How to take part
The Spectatorach issue of The Spectator until the L./Christmas issue (18 December) will carry a clue. Each clue is made up of three separate questions, designed (except where stated) to...
The Great Spectator
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Seventh Clue
The SpectatorE ach set of three questions leads to a place somewhere in the British Isles. Remember the three questions all have the same answer. 1) Habuit Papem. 2) Eroica (anag.)! You...