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The old order changeth
The SpectatorU ntil his astonishing resignation from the Commons last week, the prospect of David Davis as the next Home Secretary was one of the foremost attractions of a new Conservative...
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T he summer solstice is upon us. Time to get out
The Spectatorthe woad, ramp up the chanting and perform some ancient pagan rituals involving fire, water, air and earth. It might be very cheering to get blue and naked in the countryside,...
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Poor, brave David Davis has become the Eddie the Eagle of Westminster
The SpectatorA t a dinner party in central London a few months ago, David Davis made an extraordinary confession. He had become disenchanted with David Cameron, he said, and was considering...
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H ow strange that Gordon Brownâs suggestion this week that MPs
The Spectatorshould have no say in setting their own pay is being welcomed as a curb on sleaze. If their pay is to be set, as is proposed, by a government-funded agency instead of by their...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorBy Tamzin Lightwater MONDAY Dave opened the nine oâclock by paying tribute to a great former shadow home secretary whose place in history, and on the back benches, was now...
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We have a duty to protect Zimbabwe
The SpectatorRobert Mugabe is murdering, starving and brutalising his people in the run-up to the presidential elections next week, says Peter Oborne . We should act now to prevent civil war...
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EU leaders will never consult us again
The SpectatorDaniel Hannan , who predicted the Irish âNoâ vote in this magazine, now says that the EU will simply implement the Lisbon Treaty and never risk a referendum again B y ten...
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âI hope the entire tribunal becomes infested with liceâ
The SpectatorRod Liddle on the case of Bushra Noah, the headscarf-wearing Muslim who has just won £4,000 from the Wedge hair salon I used to dye my hair â Midnight Auburn, from Clairol....
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gLoBaL warning THEODORE DALRYMPLE
The SpectatorT he last time I played rugby, I was sent off for reading on the field. It was my small satirical protest against the supposition that my character would be much improved by...
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Is the Catholic Church sliding towards civil war?
The SpectatorDamian Thompson on the bitter feud between the new young defenders of the recently reinstated Latin Mass, and Britainâs âmagic circleâ of liberal bishops W hile Church of...
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Talk of âexcellence for allâ is just Balls
The SpectatorDavid Green responds to the Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families: E d Balls claims that the Tories want excellence for the few, whereas he wants excellence for...
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The new Woodstock generation
The SpectatorReihan Salam predicts the dawning of a new hippy era as critics of consumerism head to the hills I n late May, New York magazine noted a highly unusual advertisement that...
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An innocent at Home
The SpectatorDominic Grieve, the new shadow home secretary, tells James Forsyth that he wonât âresort to soundbitesâ. But is this a sensible approach for a modern-day politician? D...
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A childâs purpose
The SpectatorSir: Rachel Johnson (âWhen did you last see your children?â, 14 June) paints a thoroughly depressing picture of modern parenting. I urge anyone contemplating breeding to...
Casting aspersions on Poles
The SpectatorSir: It was with deep disappointment that I read Rachel Johnsonâs article. The illustration accompanying it depicts a gaunt, shabbily dressed young woman in a T-shirt with...
Ulster didnât fight for right
The SpectatorSir: For 30 years the Protestant people and culture of Ulster sought British help as the IRA tried to destroy them both. For 30 years mainland Britain defended, subsidised,...
Pushkin comes to shove
The SpectatorSir: Deborah Ross may not have heard of Bodrovâs Prisoner of the Mountains (Arts, 7 June) but she should not try to implicate the rest of us in her ignorance. It is a version...
The last straw
The SpectatorSir: Iâve always considered that The Spectator âs otherwise peerless dissertations are let down by a bewildering ignorance of the countryside, but hitherto thought that this...
Roll on the glorious future
The SpectatorSir: As a teacher in a secondary school for the last 18 years, my response to the article by Mr Balls about the governmentâs educational achievements (âNo child left...
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Itâs all too easy to leave Top Secret papers lying around â I should know
The SpectatorN ews last week that police are investigating a âseriousâ security breach after a civil servant lost top-secret documents containing the latest intelligence on alQaâeda...
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How to fill a lecture hall, and how to empty it
The SpectatorI recently gave a lecture, on quite a solemn subject, the connection between freedom and the ownership of property, to about 200 people, and was gratified â and surprised â...
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Business as usual with the Burmese generals
The SpectatorElliot Wilson explains why international condemnation of Burmaâs brutal military leaders is so ineffectual: because many other countries are eager to do deals with them T he...
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Wishful thinking at the Economist
The SpectatorTony Curzon Price I n 1990, the former Wall Street trader Jim Rogers (interviewed here by Jonathan Davis, 15 March) set off to circumscribe the globe astride a large...
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Not a scandal but a textbook success
The SpectatorRoss Butler says MPsâ criticisms of the sell-off of the former Defence Research Agency are financially naive I n America it would have created celebrity entrepreneurs and...
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Ruthless but ineffective
The SpectatorJonathan Sumption G IDEON â S S PIES : T HE I NSIDE S TORY OF I SRAEL â S L EGENDARY S ECRET S ERVICE , T HE M OSSAD by Gordon Thomas JR Books, £16.99, pp. 698, ISBN...
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A genius but not a hero
The SpectatorDavid Crane M ARLBOROUGH : E NGLAND â S F RAGILE G ENIUS by Richard Holmes HarperPress, £25, pp. 564, ISBN 9780007225712 â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I f anyone...
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Flying bison and half a cup of coffee
The SpectatorShelby Tucker A C OUNTRY IN THE M OON : T RAVELS IN THE H EART OF P OLAND by Michael Moran Granta, £20, pp. 362, ISBN 9781847080011 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T...
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Obsessed by Ukraine
The SpectatorAdam Zamoyski T HE R ED P RINCE by Timothy Snyder Bodley Head, £20, pp. 344, ISBN 9780224081528 â £6 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his is the story of a very unusual...
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A choice of first novels
The SpectatorChristian House T he ghost of Harry Lime seems to be haunting the publishing houses of London. Graham Greeneâs infamous anti-hero may have come to a sticky end in the...
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The irritation of Jean
The SpectatorCaroline Moore A TTACHMENT by Isabel Fonseca Chatto, £15.99, pp. 306, ISBN 9780701181741 â £12.79 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he title of Isabel Fonsecaâs first...
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The sweetness pictures can add to life
The SpectatorJohn McEwen S ARGY M ANN : P ROBABLY THE B EST B LIND P AINTER IN P ECKHAM by Peter Mann and Sargy Mann SP Books, £30, pp. 224, ISBN 9780955898006 available from...
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Work and sex
The SpectatorPhilip Ziegler SNOWDON by Anne de Courcy Weidenfeld, £20, pp. 404, ISBN 9780297852759 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 O rdinary mortals marrying into the upper...
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Critical condition
The SpectatorLloyd Evans on the perils of being both playwright and critic âN o man sympathises with the sorrows of vanity.â Dr Johnson was speaking of a poet who looked to his friends...
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Fluff and granite
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Boucher and Chardin: Masters of Modern Manners The Wallace Collection, Hertford House, Manchester Square, W1, until 7 September Alan Green; Joan Miró Annely...
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Literary juggler
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Afterlife Lyttelton Dickens Unplugged Comedy A fterlife is pH-neutral. It doesnât enhance Michael Fraynâs reputation and doesnât damage it either. Max...
Great Britten
The SpectatorMichael Tanner A Midsummer Nightâs Dream Opera North, Manchester Powder Her Face Royal Opera, Linbury A t certain times all conditions seem to conspire to favour some opera...
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Four play
The SpectatorDeborah Ross The Edge of Love 15, Nationwide T he Edge of Love , which is based loosely on real events, explores the ménage à quatre that existed for a few years between the...
Between the lines
The SpectatorKate Chisholm T wo men, a single piece of music and a script thatâs barely 40 minutes long. And yet when it was over I felt quite stunned; shaken and unnerved by a totally...
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Breathless approach
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart S t Kilda, a set of islands off the coast of Scotland uninhabited for 78 years except by around a million seabirds. Suddenly the BBC sends a crack team of...
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Traditional virtues
The SpectatorUrsula Buchan Y ou have probably forgotten about this yearâs Chelsea Flower Show by now, it having segued into all the other Chelseas you have ever seen. I, however, am...
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Excited but drained
The SpectatorAlan Judd T he first lap of Le Mans last weekend passed in a daze. The thought of performing on that hallowed 14km (8â9 mile) circuit in front of thousands was bad enough,...
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Conquering heroes
The SpectatorTaki J ust 555 short years ago last month, troops led by Mehmed II broke through the walls of the ancient Christian capital of Constantinople, ending a gallant defence by...
Run, rabbit run
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke A s I came around the corner from the gentsâ lavatory, head down, concentrating on rebuttoning my flies, a manual skill Iâve yet to master completely, I...
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On red alert
The SpectatorAidan Hartley â Y aes!â Iâll answer the phone in a falsettoScottish accent. âCan ae help yay?â If the voice is unfamiliar I lapse into Gaelic and slam down the...
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Bad manners
The SpectatorMelissa Kite G od must have an extremely thick skin. I do hope so anyway. I just had a shocking insight into the sort of thing He probably has to put up with all the time. The...
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Autograph hound
The SpectatorBill Cashmore goes on a trip down memory lane A fter the England rugby team returned from last yearâs World Cup, a wellconnected friend invited me to a celebratory dinner with...
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Eyes wide shut
The SpectatorJames Delingpole meets a lifestyle guru who gets results T he general rule when writing pieces about the multimillionaire TV hypnotist, bestsell ing author and self-help guru...
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Paradise found
The SpectatorSarah Standing visits the Seychelles A few years ago I went to Acton to be hypnotised. I sat on a lumpy armchair and was told to close my eyes. âAs I am talking to you, you...
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Flanders fields
The SpectatorJonathan Ray W e were a three-man British Expeditionary Force. Tom, Tim and I were in Flanders to pay our respects to Tomâs great-uncle Walter, killed near Ypres on 15 March...
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An old flame
The SpectatorPeter Grogan S pain is my old girlfriend. I know her to be jealous of my new inamorata â La Bellissima Italia â but I thought Iâd look the old girl up anyway as I was in...
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Midas touch
The SpectatorRoderick Gilchrist I t was while Natalia from Torino was applying small sheets of 24ct gold on my crumbling visage at the Hotel Cipriani, during what must be the most expensive...
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If I try to take Manhattan again, Iâll fail completely. Perfect!
The SpectatorW ell, my wife had the baby. I am now a father of four and, as such, have been doing some thinking about how I am going to support them all in the years to come. My problem is,...
Mind your language
The SpectatorHow funny to find the apostrophe described as a ânotoriously difficult punctuation markâ in last weekâs Letters. Itâs simple. So, the simple reason that St Thomasâs...
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Spectator Sport
The SpectatorI used to play squash with a distinguished veteran film critic, currently plying his trade on the London Evening Standard . I would force the ball to his backhand but the...
your problemS Solved
The SpectatorDear Mary Q. I am in despair because I am growing fatter and fatter with every week that passes. I seem to have developed the most enormous appetite and now want roughly double...
Q. Mary, what should you do when someone you have
The Spectatornever met before, but who has come into your house via the introduction of a mutual friend, accidentally smashes a priceless object five minutes after they have walked in? This...
Q. What is the correct term for a woman who
The Spectatorhas one to dinner or to stay? I always feel uneasy when referring to someone as my âhostessâ. It seems such a naff word. What is the answer? H.B., London W11 A. You have...