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Big Brother would be proud
The SpectatorI n Nineteen Eighty-Four , when the Party said âpeaceâ it meant âwarâ, and when it said âfreedomâ it meant âslaveryâ. Listening to Gordon Brownâs tenth and...
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I tâs been a quite a week for mistaken identity. It
The Spectatorbegan with my partner sounding very excited on the telephone. âAt last a chance to make some money,â she said. âThe Independent has a story about dodgy dealings by...
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It was bitter, brutal politics: a Budget that launched the election
The SpectatorI n the last month Gordon Brown has made two personal gestures to David Cameron. The first was to send flowers to congratulate the Conservative leader on the birth of his son,...
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âT here is such a thing as society â but itâs
The Spectatornot the same as the stateâ is the best of the David Cameron soundbites. The row about the funding of political parties offered the Tories an opportunity to put this belief...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorMONDAY Panic and frenzy. Nigel is calling it Dave v. Goliath. Sebastian says if the first draft of Daveâs budget response is anything to go by it will be more like the...
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The Labour sleaze scandal has only one victor: Saint Gordon
The SpectatorBudget week was a presentational triumph for the Chancellor, says Peter Oborne . Blair is mired in the ermine-for-loans scandal and Cameron has spectacularly failed to rise to...
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An unpickable knot in Brownâs tortured being
The SpectatorMartin Vander Weyer says that this Budget did not resolve the fundamental conflicts in the Chancellorâs approach to business I have never met a red-blooded businessperson who...
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Either Gordon goes, or I do
The SpectatorChristopher Fildes says that the Chancellor has done nothing to solve the problems he has created, and will regret his stubborn refusal to try another Cabinet job O h, please,...
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Someone tell me â what is the Home Office for?
The SpectatorRod Liddle says that the case of Mary Ann Leneghan is just the latest instance of a disastrous collapse in the criminal justice system Y ou may, by now, be losing track. The...
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My dinner with the Da Vinci Code duo
The SpectatorMatthew dâAncona recalls a very odd meeting with the two men who have dared to take Dan Brown to court â and their spooky theory about the European Community M uch the...
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The Palestiniansâ real problem is the aid we send
The SpectatorAs Israel goes to the polls, Irwin Stelzer says that we should have learnt the lessons of Africa: unconditional aid destroys economic growth and infantilises its recipients M...
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In unhistoric acts does true history lie
The SpectatorFrances Osborne says that the death of a dictator and a terrorist atrocity do not speak as powerfully to the human heart as a single image L ast week my four-year-old son...
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Peter Mandelsonâs plan for âmy member statesâ
The SpectatorThe EU trade commissioner tells David Rennie that life in Brussels is more fun than a Cabinet job and broods on his possible fate under Prime Minister Cameron Brussels A lmost...
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Mr Duncan will not speculate on whether Mr Mandelson would
The Spectatorreceive formal endorsement from a Conservative government. But he says, âHis commitment is to fair trade. I wouldnât say there is any great clamour among Conservatives to...
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A quarter hour in the Alpine heavens that lived up to my dreams
The SpectatorA ll my life I have wanted to fly. Fly, not be flown. Iâve been flown in aeroplanes since boyhood but that isnât flying, any more than travelling in a ship is swimming....
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The neoconsâ Iraqi âvisionâ
The SpectatorFrom Correlli Barnett Sir: Surely Con Coughlin (âA bittersweet birthdayâ, 18 March) is in error when he states that it was only after the fall of Saddam that Washington...
The joys of democracy
The SpectatorFrom William Shawcross Sir: Rod Liddle may blithely assert that âof course, for the vast majority of Iraqis life was much betterâ under the tyranny of Saddam Hussein...
Undercover reporter
The SpectatorFrom Lindsey Hilsum Sir: No, I was not just having a bad hair week. Charles Moore asks (The Spectatorâs Notes, 18 March) why I wore a headscarf while reporting from Tehran...
No time to buy time
The SpectatorFrom Nick Hurd MP Sir: Lord Lawson (âClimate of superstitionâ, 11 March) tells us that the threat from climate change is âless certain and less urgent that is commonly...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorMy husband lives almost entirely in the past, generally finding it a more agreeable place to make his habitation as, often, do we. To sustain him, the television has recently...
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âAnathemaâ of Lib Dems
The SpectatorFrom Cllr Ron Forrest Sir: Kenneth Clarkeâs belief (âWe must turn to the Liberalsâ, 18 March) that the Tories should prepare for coalition with the Liberal Democrats will...
Doing well without the EU
The SpectatorFrom Douglas Carswell MP Sir: David Rennie supposes that Britain has had to âsign away great slices of national sovereignty in the hope of prising open other nationsâ...
Height of majesty
The SpectatorFrom Pamela Hill Sir: I wonder where Paul Johnson got his measurements for Mary Queen of Scots of only 5ft 10in (And another thing, 18 March)? She may possibly have lost height...
Memories of Morley
The SpectatorFrom Richard Hills Sir: I think it worth pointing out that Michael Tippett was carrying on a tradition of enterprise and innovation begun by Gustav Holst on his appointment as...
Strings attached
The SpectatorFrom Michael Henderson Sir: Perhaps your guest pop critic (âDark Side of the Hoonâ, 18 March) should return to those red boxes. Phil Manzanera is not, nor has ever been, a...
Absence of laughter
The SpectatorFrom John McDermott Sir: Even scarier than the Virgin Birth, Resurrection, Ascension and all that stuff is the lack of evidence that Jesus (Books, 11 March) ever laughed. John...
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Donât put your daughter on the train, Mrs Worthington
The SpectatorT his month I spent a weekend in Bruges, travelling most of the way by Eurostar, which for this kind of trip easily beats air travel for speed and is, of course, incomparably...
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A good book and
The Spectatorthe Good Book Philip Hensher T HE S ELFISH G ENE (A NNIVERSARY E DITION ) by Richard Dawkins OUP, £14.99, pp. 360 ISBN 0199291144 â £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655...
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Not a pig or a punch in sight
The SpectatorClive Aslet R ETURN TO A KENFIELD by Craig Taylor Granta, £14.99, pp. 228, ISBN 1862078874 â £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 W hen Ronald Blythâs Akenfield was...
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The horrors of the Upper East Side
The SpectatorD. J. Taylor T HE G OOD L IFE by Jay McInerney Bloomsbury, £17.99, pp. 354, ISBN 0747580901 â £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 L ooking back at the reviews of his...
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Bright light at the end of the tunnel
The SpectatorLee Langley L IFE , E ND O F by Christine Brooke-Rose Carcanet, £12.95, pp. 119, ISBN 1857548469 â £10.36 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T HE C HRISTINE B ROOKE -R OSE O...
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The Goddams and the snail-eaters
The SpectatorJudith Flanders T HAT S WEET E NEMY by Robert and Isabelle Tombs Heinemann, £25, pp. 624, ISBN 0434008672 A French journalist writing in 1999 was succinct: âThe English hate...
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A quiet revolution in the studios
The SpectatorOlivia Glazebrook T HE S UNDANCE K IDS : H OW THE M AVERICKS T OOK B ACK H OLLYWOOD by James Mottram Faber, £16.99, pp. 480, ISBN 0571222676 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870...
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Sages of the world, unite!
The SpectatorJonathan Sumption T HE G REAT T RANSFORMATION : T HE W ORLD IN THE T IME OF B UDDHA , S OCRATES , C ONFUCIUS AND J EREMIAH by Karen Armstrong Atlantic Books, £19.99, pp. 444,...
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Warning: visibility poor
The SpectatorByron Rogers MENCKEN: T HE A MERICAN I CONOCLAST by Marion Elizabeth Rodgers OUP, £19.99, pp. 672, ISBN 0195072383 â £15.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I once received...
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Abodes of misery and despair
The SpectatorPeter J. M. Wayne NEWGATE: L ONDON â S P ROTOTYPE OF H ELL by Stephen Halliday Sutton Publishing, £20, pp. 234, ISBN 0750938951 T ucked away behind the concrete fretwork of...
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In the end the ayes have it
The SpectatorBevis Hillier R UDYARD K IPLING : T HE C OMPLETE P OEMS with a foreword by M. M. Kaye Kyle Cathie, £12.99, pp. 702, ISBN 1856266699 â £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655...
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Dirty linen washed in public
The SpectatorBrian Masters S TATELY P ASSIONS : T HE S CANDALS OF B RITAIN â S G REAT H OUSES by Jamie Douglas-Home Michael OâMara, £20, pp. 264, ISBN 1843171546 â £16 (plus £2.45...
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Posh versus popular
The SpectatorChristopher Woodward C ANDIDATES FOR F AME by Matthew Hargreaves Yale, £40, pp. 244, ISBN 0300110049 â £32 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 O n 12 November 1759 Londonâs...
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And so the years passed . . .
The SpectatorSara Wheeler expresses the frustrations and joys of tackling a biographical subject without any material âB iographies,â wrote John Updike, âare just novels with...
Sleeping with the Alphabet
The SpectatorYou glorious twenty-six, not equal In purport, short straws of words, Come with me to the night-time squall, My hurricane of verbs. My chiefest pegs to hang fear on â Donât...
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Had a rough night?
The SpectatorJosie Appleton deplores the use of advertising gimmicks to promote museums and galleries I t took me a few seconds to realise that the two adverts on Holborn Tube station were...
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Bath time
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Sickertâs Bath Victoria Art Gallery, Bridge Street, Bath, until 2 April Paula Rego: Prints (Part Two) Victoria Art Gallery, Bridge Street, Bath, until 4 May...
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Perfect balance
The SpectatorGiannandrea Poesio Cinderella; Triple Bill Scottish Ballet S ce 1945, Prokofievâs music for the in ballet Cinderella has seduced many dance-makers. Not surprisingly, for the...
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An ideal woman
The SpectatorOlivia Glazebrook Transamerica 15, selected cinemas I n the movies, when men dress as women, they never behave like women in the real world. They become terribly prim and...
Painful listening
The SpectatorRobin Holloway B ack yet again in the dentistâs chair last week, where time compresses, yet elongates, into infinite present as if there were no events or memories in-between...
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Business proposition
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Resurrection Blues Old Vic The Leningrad Siege Wiltonâs Music Hall Period of Adjustment Almeida R esurrection Blues is one of the silliest things ever written by...
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House proud
The SpectatorMichael Vestey S ce I first became aware of it, Iâve in always loved Broadcasting House in Portland Place. The first time I started work there I had to sit in a café down...
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Noel appeal
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart D eal or No Deal (Channel 4, weekday afternoons and Saturday) is the quintessence of television, in that it is remarkably boring, mildly hypnotic, and stars Noel...
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Quail order
The SpectatorSimon Courtauld I wonder whether the US vice-president, Dick Cheney, will eat quail again after the shooting incident in south Texas last month, when he ignored the most basic...
Profit and loss
The SpectatorRobin Oakley D ean Close, the old sourpuss, declared of Cheltenham Races in 1827: âIt is scarcely possible to turn our steps in any direction without hearing the voice of the...
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Perfect peace
The SpectatorTaki Gstaad T he end of another perfect season where skiing is concerned. Wonderful powder snow, beautiful sunshine, plunging temperatures at night and empty slopes once the...
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Out of it
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke I think Iâve got that Seasonal Affective Syndrome business, or SAD, otherwise known as Winter Blues. The symptoms, says my medical encyclopedia, are despair,...
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On the bridge
The SpectatorJames Delingpole Captain J.R. Gower joined the Royal Navy as a cadet in 1926 and served for 36 years, ending up as captain of the boysâ training academy HMS Ganges. He served...
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Pickânâmix
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING A nthem is as anthem does. What with the rugby internationals last weekend and the ongoing Commonwealth Games, a mad medley of various national anthems has been...
Q. The most recent dog to arrive uninvited at our
The Spectatorhouse, a little terrier, happened to behave impeccably, but in the past I have opened the doors to a variety of hounds from hell who have climbed on furniture, left messes and...
Q. One Saturday, a fellow pupil of my daughterâs was
The Spectatortaken home for the weekend by a helicopter which landed on the schoolâs playing fields. Totally unfazed by this unusual transport, the girl explained that Mummy had taken the...
Q. But why does A.C. of W8 (18 February) ever
The Spectatoranswer the door of her (comparatively) grand house in Kensington? It is safe to say that in most Western capitals anyone who, unannounced and unwelcome, knocks on your door or...